Quotes On The Bus – PLUS!!!!!!!! (read all the way to the bottom)

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Every Saturday this spot is dedicated to things overheard on one of the Port Authority buses of Allegheny County.  Thanks to the AWESOME Michael Nac, creator of QUOTES ON THE BUS for his posts each week!

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If you want to contribute your own quote overheard on a bus, send to michaelcnac@gmail.com

And Now the PLUS Part…


So this really good guy @ChachiSays (Anthony Walker) asked me to help promote his 24-hour gaming fundraiser that started last night and goes until 7pm tonight.  The bottom line…. I lost track of it and FORGOT!!!

That makes ME a Jagoff!

So…. I am mentioning it here.  You can go Downtown to the Toonseum to donate and play against Chachi or, if ya don’t want to venture out in the cold, you can donate at his website. How to Donate

Actually, you can watch the gaming LIVE at his website as well.

Sooo… please take a look at this website and maybe donate $5 or $10 dollars as a Jagoff follower.

This year Chachi is splitting the funds raised between two organizations.  Both support and run art programs for at risk and homeless children across.

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Those Jagoff Produce/Bakery Plastic Bags

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We have heard in the past about, “Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets YOU!”  But it seems that every time, and we mean EVERY TIME, we try and bag some produce or try and be sneaky about grabbing a bagel out of those bakery bins WITHOUT using those plastic tongs, we get hung up by these stupid plastic bags.

Are they really sealed on both ends?

Honestly, can anyone actually ever find the opening on one try despite the fact that it’s hung on those racks with, what is supposed to be, the open side UP?

No matter what ya do, you cannot find the bag opening ..you squish the bag top between your fingers and do the swirl move… spit on your fingers and repeat the swirl move with the bag between your thumb and fingers… or run over to the glue aisle, grab a tube of that Super Glue, put it on your finger tips and then allow the two sides of the plastic bag to stick to your finger tips and, therefore, open the stupid plastic bag as your pull your fingers apart (if you haven’t glued your fingers together accidentally)?

Ya know… when complaining.. many people say something like, “We can send a man to the moon so why can’t we….

In this instance we’re saying, “Why do these plastic bags have to be sealed like a hatch on the space shuttle?”  Especially while your hands are full of, recently misted, broccoli!

The bags probably wouldn’t be so hard to open if they didn’t try to SQUEEEEEEZE 10,011 of the bags into a package the size of a Lance Peanut Butter/Cheese Cracker package!

To all you grocery store managers… you have printing ALL OVER that bag.  Is it too hard to put an arrow that points to the top of the bag where the opening is?  And then……………………….well……………………..is it too hard to put a little finger and thumb “traction” sticky thingy on the top of the bags so that I don’t have to lick my fingers like a grandma to get the stupid thing open, Ya Jagoffs??????

To Snowy for School???

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In the Pittsburgh Metro Area.. we have had snow something like 15 out of the last 16 days.  Not complaining.. this is Pittsburgh.. this is what happens here.

But then it’s all over the news:  the roads are snowy and dangerous - TOO DANGEROUS for anyone to travel – so SCHOOL IS CLOSED!

So what will parents do when that happensy?

They will take off work, cuz the kids are home.  And as soon as the kids get up, the parents will go out on those SAME ROADS, and drive a carload of kids to someplace where they can tube and sled ride for 7 hours!! By the way… that is 7 hours, out in the SAME cold that was too cold for them to wait for the bus for 1o minutes in the morning!!!!

What are we doing parents????  We’re making the Pittsburgh kids SOFT and major-league “excuse makers!”

Someone stop these school delays and cancellations,  Ya JAGOFFS!

(Author Disclaimer: I had to hurry up and post this so that I could get my kids to the park for tubing!)

 

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