1. The Empty Coffee Pot Offender
You took the last drop. You heard it gurgle. You looked around — and still walked away like it wasn’t your problem.
Make another pot, YaJagoff. It’s not a sacred barista ritual. It’s two scoops and a button.
Bonus Jagoff points if you hover while someone else is brewing a fresh one… then take the first cup.
2. The Microwave Food Reheater
Nothing says “I hate my coworkers” quite like nuking salmon or a homemade stuffed cabbage at 11:52 a.m.
We get it. You’re trying to eat healthy. But now the whole office smells like the Mon Wharf on an 85-degree day.
3. The Printer Paper Ghost
You print 47 pages of Pinterest recipes. The printer jams. You walk away.
Now Deb from Payroll thinks it’s broken, and Carl from Maintenance is elbow-deep in toner.
Leave a note. Or, better yet, fix it. You jammed it — unjam it, YaJagoff.
4. The Serial Zoom Over-Talker
We’re five minutes into the meeting. You’ve spoken 14 times. You’re unmuted while microwaving pierogis, and your AirPods are picking up every sigh, slurp, and pet bark.
Zoom etiquette ain’t hard. Mute it, don’t chew into it.
5. The Breakroom Slob
You leave dishes in the sink like you think dish gnomes are coming. There’s spaghetti sauce on the microwave ceiling from 2018.
You’re not at home, and unless your mom ain’t here to follow you around, clean it up after yourself, YaJagoff!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
