I KNOW that any visit to this restaurant means high-volume napkin usage. So I really appreciate it when the servers stop by and plop down a 3-inch stack of napkins.
On the other hand, I do not like it when the staff thinks that they’re doing us all a favor by stuffing so many napkins into the napkin holder that you can’t get one of ’em out!!!!
So now I’m elbows deep into a pepperoni pizza.. the kind of pepperoni that has some grease.. the GOOD KIND…and has a tendency to get sloppy down your elbow!
So now I reach for the napkin holder…… but the whole deal ends up looking like the start of a paper mache party with pieces of napkin shrapnel all over the table as the pepperoni grease starts to make it to my lap. Finally, someone at the table has the wherewithal to press the “secret button” on the napkin holder and “BOOM!”…..napkins come popping out of that thing faster than 4000 “LIKES” happen for a new post on Facebook about a jagoff name Tom Brady.
So to all servers, you’re not doing us any favors by power-loading the napkin holder. It’s like putting twice as much Turtle Wax on your car because you think it’s gonna make it EXTRA SHINY, Ya Jagoffs!!!!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
