The blog is 10 years old and we STILL have the same issue with TP!
Listen, we all got busy lives. Rushing to get to work, running kids to practice, trying to beat the Squirrel Hill Tunnel backup before it turns into the Fort Pitt parking lot. But ya know what doesn’t take more than 4.3 seconds? Changing the toilet paper roll.
Yet somehow… that little spring-loaded contraption is treated like it’s the Rubik’s Cube of bathroom maintenance.
Changing the roll doesn’t require a union permit, a YouTube tutorial, or a family meeting. Just push the spring, toss the cardboard tube in the trash, and boom—you’re a household hero.
So to all the “I’ll just set it here” people out there—congrats. You’ve officially been wiped… YaJagoffs!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
