Once again, someone who doesn’t have a friend with a pick-up truck.
Was “Two Men and a Truck” too expensive? Was the discount version of them, “One Man and a Sedan” not available? At least the “One Man and a Sedan” would be professionals and know the protocols for moving a mattress at 55mph… i.e. reach your arm out the window and hold the mattress down while you drive and talk on the cell phone about how excited you are about your new bedding.
I guess there won’t be any problem getting that mattress around a corner once they get it home. It should be pretty doggone flexible after flapping around at that speed!
For crissssakes! Befriend someone with a pick-up truck. You’ll be sorry when your butt starts to sink into the mattress once you get it home, Ya Jagoff!
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Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
