It took FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREVER to get the McKees Rocks reconstruction complete. And it’s all looking/working well. Except….. the lane sneakers are back.
In the right lane there’s a long line of traffic … something like sixthy-onehundredthy-million cars…waiting to turn right. All of their drivers doing various things such as talking/typing on their phone, seat-dancing, putting on their make up, smoking, possibly even dozing or demonstrating various nose-picking techniques.
The left lane is designated solely for those going straight at the upcoming light. Of course, it is usually a shorter line because the right lane, goes to downtown Pittsburgh.
But, in our impatient society, where everybody’s in it for themselves, you can imagine how many people slide up the left lane and try to take advantage of a sleeping driver, a truck driver that can’t get it in gear fast enough, or someone who is reading their smart phone to jump in and skip all of the passive drivers.
We don’t like you because of you’re driving etiquette. But we doubly don’t like you because you seem to be an overachiever.  Who in the world wants to get to work FASTER than everyone else?? Get in line and wait your turn.. YaJagoff!!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
