Let he who HASN’T stolen restaurant leftovers from someone cast the first stone!!!!
When youâre in a relationship and youâre living together, there are a number of things you have to share. Some things are easy to share while others are more difficult and then there are some things that are simply off limits.
A few weeks ago, my husband picked up take out from our favorite local restaurant. Along with our amazing tacos, he grabbed a couple large cookies for dessert. We ate dinner and I ate my cookie, but he only ate a portion of his cookie. Well, the next morning I woke up earlier than he did and I ate the leftover cookie for breakfast. When he awoke, I fessed up and told him, âI ate the other half of your cookie.â His reply was, âWait! I only took a sliver off that cookie â that was way more than half.â
Last week we ordered take out again. I didnât eat much and had an entire pork taco leftover. Now, to clarify â this is in the âoff limitsâ category for me. Nobody gets near my pork taco. As I was at work, hubby texts me âI ate the other half of your pork taco.â
Ahhh, I deserved that. Ya Jagoff!
Thanks to  @burghJacks on Twitter for this post.
What favorite leftover have you STOLEN or HAD STOLEN from you?
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
