Do you see the garbage coffee cup stuffed into the Bottles & Cans ONLY hole?
HINT: Ya can’t miss it due to the Jagoffestrator arrow.
OK, so you don’t like the recycling movement OR even more, you’re too lazy to throw your empty coffee cup into the garbage can that’s probably within 5 feet of the recycle bin!
OR, even more so, you have daddy/mommy/coffee/espresso issues so you envisioned you were stuffing that cup into your dad’s pie-hole when you did that!
Nope… probably just lazy. Hey… we are all serious about this recycling stuff. So get with it! Just ask the people trying to save on paper… who also give you a receipt with a word count of a 30-year mortgage just for a cup of morning jo and a doughnut, Ya Jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
