Look at that picture above. It happened right in front of us which is causing us to wonder if our cover has possibly been blown and now people are just PUNKING us by doing something stupid right in front of us. The timing seems impeccable and way too coincidental.
Some questions we have when looking at this sitch:
Is it some type of new hybrid RV that gets great gas mileage but folds out into something the size of Heinz Field once you park it at the campground?
Is this some type of new X-treme mattress-kayaking device?
This is the second date of a bad Match.com hook-up and the dude can’t shake the girl so he decided to totally freak her out by picking her up for dinner with this @#$ on strapped to his car.
None of the above, of course. It REALLY IS a car driving with a mattress on it with a dresser piled on top of THAT!
Ahhh we get it, that moving company, “Two Men and A Truck” now has a 1/2-priced competitor, “1 Man And A Sedan” but the OHSA folks haven’t quite caught up to them yet.
Hey “1 Man And A Sedan” we didn’t get a chance to catch up to you either but our suspicion is you have a clock radio in there to play music and you’re using a broken night stand as a driver’s seat. Next time, find a buddy with a truck, Ya Jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
