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Seems like a great way to move a leather couch before a storm.
Well, maybe the comment about them moving the couch is a litter presumptuous. Â Maybe their vacuum broke, the in-laws were coming over and they had no other way to get all of the food crumbs and coins and pet hair out from under the cushions and the crevices!
Maybe we would give them a pass if they would have said, “We took this couch out of our grandma’s sitting room and taking it down to the Penguins Big Screen parking lot! Â I mean… that is totally believable and encouraged.
It doesn’t appear that anything could possibly go wrong in this photo unless the family cat is stuck up inside the couch. Â It will not handle the driving wind its face as well as a dog would!
Now listen dodge-stratus-mover, you pay to have pizza delivered!  For crissakes, pay the extra few bucks and find a guy with a pick-up truck, offer him some of your delivered pizza and cold beer to help you move.  And don’t dare say you don’t know anyone with a pickup truck!  Everyone in Pittsburgh is only 2.43298 steps removed from “a friend with a pick-up,” Ya Jagoff!
Rachael Rennebeck is a Pittsburgh jagoff (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living, and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh, and the 724.
