Oh look — the ol’ Halfway Handicap Icon Hover! Because nothing says “I’m more important” like wedging your Beemer right across the blue lines like it’s auditioning for a sequel to Fast & the Frustrating.
Yo! Unless that sign says “Reserved for People Who Think Rules Are For Everyone But YOU,” this ain’t your spot.
You’re not “just running in for a sec.” You’re running for the title of 2025 Parallel-Parkin’ Jag of the Year.
Here’s a tip: if you can still see the little wheelchair thingy painted under your car, it’s time to back it up… literally… YaJagoff!
John is a Partner at YaJagoff Media, LLC.
