Somewhere in a secret criminal mastermind handbook (probably written in crayon), there’s a chapter called “Don’t Leave Your Cell Phone Behind.” Apparently, that page was skipped by a man who allegedly “took a car without the owner’s permission,” crashed it into an Uber on Route 28, and then… ran away. See full story on TribLive.com.
Bold strategy.
But wait… plot twist! He left his cell phone behind in the stolen car. Not a glove, not a hat… the one item that basically says, “Come get me.”
Listen, we’re not encouraging crime here—but if you’re gonna go full jagoff, at least don’t bring your phone along for the ride.
Nice getaway plan… YaJagoff.
John Chamberlin and Rachael Rennebeck are Pittsburgh jagoffs (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh and the 724.
