Somewhere between pulling into this lot and shutting off the engine, the driver of this maroon SUV decided the painted parking lines were merely “suggestions.” Or, wanted to teach us about some geometric transverse rays. Not only is the vehicle straddling the space, it’s parked completely opposite the direction of the lines. Parallel parking is hard, we get it—but this is freestyle parking, Pittsburgh-style. That’s it… stand there and be proud of the parking…. (so that we can take your pic). Learn how to follow the lines, YaJagoff!
John Chamberlin and Rachael Rennebeck are Pittsburgh jagoffs (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh and the 724.
