Parking Chairs can’t be “on” all the time. That kind of vigilance leads to burnout. They reflect. They think about the spots they’ve saved, and the poor souls who ignored them and paid the price. Some say they whisper warnings to unsuspecting transplants: Don’t do it. Just keep driving.
This is NOT a retired chair!!!!. It’s just resting. The moment that car pulls out? Boom. Chair unfolds. Territory claimed. On DUTY!
So if you see a folded Parking Chair standing quietly somewhere unexpected, show some respect. It’s waiting for its moment… because the Parking Chair always comes back. And it never forgets, YaJagoff.
John Chamberlin and Rachael Rennebeck are Pittsburgh jagoffs (the term of endearment version of jagoff of course) who cofounded YaJagoff Media, LLC. With decades of experience eating, drinking, shopping, living and being among yinzers, we birthed the Pittsburgh-centric company encompassing all things related to the 412, oh and the 724.
