I’m fairly certain where the evil elves go once they dig through my Christmas lights, that were put away so handsomely, and tie them into well knitted afghans. They don’t go on the seasonal unemployment line. Like landscapers who become snow plowers in the winter, the evil elves become professional hanger-tanglers.
And, they strike at the most inconvenient times… when I am in a hurry trying to grab a hanger. Sure enough, I eye up the set of hangers and, despite how I have un-rubix-cubed them in my head, I pull that one out that is tangled around the necks of 4 other hangers!
I swear that, I could grab the one wire hanger that was 5″ away from every other hanger and, as soon as I pull on it, it will reach out and grab 2 or 3 other of its brothers… just like a baby reaching for its mother as its being passed to toothless, open-mouth-kissing, chin-whiskered Aunt Emmy who has lipstick all over her teeth and all over her upper lip.
As much as I try to take half of a day to line those things up after nearly yanking the entire wire shelf in anger, they still go back to tying themselves together.
Can someone paleeeeeze take this on in the 2015 version of Junior Achievement classes????
Well, the Brownies are providing good entertainment even in the off-season but none better than the fact that they changed their logo. Well, kind of….they changed the helmet in their logo to a different color of orange. Oh wait.. and they changed the face guard on the mask from white to….yep..you got it… BROWN.
Ya, know, given the opportunity to visit, Cleveland isn’t all that bad of a place. The Browns, on the other hand, continue to be drama and a single point of embarrassment for the place… kind of at the level of a sharting-when-you-wore-the-khaki-pants-to-work-and-didn’t-have-undies-clean-so-you-chose-to-go-commando-and-now-you-can’t-get-up-from-your-cubicle-to-tie-your-jacket-around-your-waste-like-a-9th-grader embarrassing.
I actually think if they could have widened the black and white strips down the middle of the helmet they would have been much more catchy..or DOPE as some might say today.
Hey Brownies.. good luck with the new logo. I have to tell ya, the knuckleheads that got paid big money for this have to be laughing as hard as your Quarterback Selection Committee just for the simple fact that the team is called The Browns and they chose to tweak the orange in their logo. Hell, for $500 in CavsCash, I would have come up 10-20 different shades of brown from my buddy George’s underwear (which have more skidmarks than a runway at LaGuardia airport), Ya Jagoffs!