This is utterly fantastic!!!
The other night, cool-guy Bill Peduto won the Pittsburgh Mayoral election. He had a little celebration party.. free beer.. free food… (not sure if the buffet was the standard Pittsburgh meal of baked chicken, chipped roast beef, rigatoni and, of course, green beans almondine.)
But now matter what it was tooooooooooooo much for 54-year old Ernie Daniels who, by the way, is a most wanted fugitive in Allegheny County according to this report on WPXI.
Ol’ Uncle Ernie Boy, if there is any better proof that alcohol causes you to make bad decisions.. (even before you start drinking it) from ugly bar pickups at 2:30am, that you only realize are bad decisions as the sun rises, to coming out of hiding for free food and beer!
Did you NOT watch the old Batman and Robin shows???? Most-wanted guys hang out in old warehouses with angled floors!!
In the meantime, in the words of the Monopoly Man.. “GO TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO AND, BY ALL MEANS DO NOT PASS-UP ANY BARS! GO DIRECTLY BACK TO JAIL. All the free food you can handle there. But probably no beer unless ya trade your cigs or your body for it!!
Ya know, you woulda been a whole lot less conspicuous if ya had a Richard Nixon mask on.
And here’s the BIG KICKER.. you are sucking down food at an election celebration and you didn’t even have one of those “I voted!” sticker on, Ya Jagoff!!!
Welcome to another Wednesday episode of Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff.
Spent some time in the Oakland area of Pittsburgh with Comedian Matt Light.
Does he make friends easily???? Just watch!!!!
After watching, tell us where Matt should go in Pittsburgh and do more interviews.
See Matt perform tonight!!! Click the Buckhead pic for details.
Follow Matt’s full show schedule on his website HERE.
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Now a red solo truck is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer parking like a Jagoff!
A red solo truck can be cheap and disposable
And when parking like this can be made blog-composable
And unlike my home, it’s not foreclosable
Unless you prefer parking like a Jagoff!
Red solo truck, you cannot park!
Let’s try some parking, let’s try some parking!
I love you red solo truck, I lift wrote you up
Proceed to parking, proceed to parking.
Now I really love cuz you’re easy to make fun of
We call these Peter Parkers, which now you are one of
Cuz when ya park in lots like that
Well, that my friend, makes me quite lucky.
But I have to admit the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my blog name is written
About you when the truck isn’t fittin’
into the parking lines, Ya Jagoff!!!
Red solo cup, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party
That song is now stuck in your head!!!! You’re welcome!!
Thanks to Mr. The Moon on Twitter for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
Adaptation of Red Solo Cup: Toby Keith – Red Solo Cup Lyrics | MetroLyrics