Ghost Hunt

Welcome to our regular Saturday feature “What Aggravates Me” by Comedian John Knight

            It was Saturday October 10, just before seven P.M. when I pulled my car up to the meeting place. There was still a little daylight left but it would be dark soon. We were to meet near the picnic area at Bushy Run Battlefield in Jeanette, Pennsylvania.

I was the first one there which is unusual for me. I’m rarely on time and never a few minutes early. The others arrived shortly after. Dave, Judy and Dave are members of the Bushy Run Battlefield Heritage Society. They’re a volunteer group and conduct all programs, tours and events.  Yeah, I know I said Dave twice because there were two of them. There used to always be a couple of Dave’s in a group, four or five Joe’s, maybe three Bob’s. That was before the idiot’s started naming kids Trevor and Travis and Dexter and Duncan, Comet and Cupid and…

Mike Hildebrand is the founder of Point Paranormal and also volunteers as a tour guide at Bushy Run. His wife Clarese, also a member of the paranormal group, was with him.  Mike took me aside and gave me the history of the site, which he normally does over two hours, in about ten minutes. I don’t think he took a single breath.

Bushy Run was a battle that took place in 1763 during Pontiac’s war. Pontiac was a leader of the Ottawa Indians. He was upset because the British were taking back land the French had given to the Indians, which of course was the Indians land to begin with. For the first time in history the Indians were attacking, which took place here.

Fort Pitt was under siege and Colonel Henry Bouquet was leading a group of relief troops from Fort Ligonier. The forts were separated by forty miles and it would take three days to make the trip. Today with automobiles you can make it in about half that time, depending on what kind of construction nightmare Penn Dot has going. Bushy Run served as a way station along the trail where British soldiers could rest and pick up supplies. They could also fill their canteens with water, which was necessary being the battle took place in early August.

There would be a group of boy scouts joining us for the paranormal hunt I was informed. Nothing against the scouts, they’re a great group and these were all nice kids, but it’s the age.  Boy scouts are between eleven and eighteen. You know, teen age boys. The only thing louder are teen age girls. Sorry ladies, but you know it’s true.

Mike said,

“I’ll take John along with me and you can take the scouts.”

I could see by the way his wife looked at him he would probably catch hell later, but so what? I wouldn’t be there.

We walked up the hill to our first spot, a monument where part of the battle had taken place. Mike explained that when he goes on an investigation, he is trying to come up with logical explanations for experiences people may be having. One of the devices he uses is a combination of an EMF (electromagnetic field) detector and temperature gauge. There is a belief that spirits give off electromagnetic energy and can also affect temperature.

Mike placed the detector on a bench near the monument and called out,

“Captain Graham, Lieutenant McIntosh, are you here with us?”

These are two British soldiers that were killed in the battle.

Almost immediately after he called out the names of the British soldiers, the EMF meter began to light up and the temperature dropped three degrees from 54 to 51. He called out again,

“Are you here with us? Can you drop the temperature again?”

It went to fifty. I decided to get involved. I placed my water bottle on the bench to use as a trigger object. I know about this because I watch the shows on TV.

“If you can get the temperature to 49, you can have this water.”

It didn’t go straight to 49. It would drop to 49.8, 49.7 and stop. Then I would coax it some more and it would move again. It finally got to 49 and stopped. It stayed there for a few minutes and then went to 48.5. At that point I said,

“Now, you’re just showing off.”

With the temperature dropping six degrees that quickly, you should feel something, but it felt exactly the same as when we arrived. Everything stopped at that point. Mike had been taking pictures during our time there. Nothing unordinary on all except one. There were no lights and he wasn’t using a flash, but on one photo a stream of light appears on the ground in front of us.


Next we went to the burial grounds. It was down the hill in a valley. The temperature felt colder here but the meter said 54 and stayed there. Nothing really happened in this area. I took some photos that I didn’t look at until I got home. More on that later.

Our next stop was the memory trees. They are called that because they have been standing since the battle took place. Along the way we crossed paths with the other group. It was dark but you could hear them coming. Remember, teenage boys.

We didn’t get anything at the memory trees, or so I thought. Again I took some pictures and when I got home and looked at them I noticed some orbs. I also had orbs in the photos from the burial grounds. Some people believe orbs represent energy from spirits. Mike’s attitude is that, although they are interesting it’s not proving anything. All I know is I’ve taken countless photos on that camera and this never happened before.

Back at the picnic area, we said goodbye to the scouts as they headed back to camp. That’s when I finally got to hear a voice recording Judy had made in this area. I had wanted to listen earlier but she was surrounded by boy scouts shouting,

“Let me hear, let me hear.”

There was once a farmhouse on the grounds, after the battle and before it became a Historic Sight. The recording was made where the house once stood. You hear Judy talking with her daughter and in the background a woman singing to a baby. The woman wasn’t there.

Judy was playing Indian ceremonial music recorded during the 250 Year anniversary. By the way, Native American Indian, not customer help line Indian. I was talking with her and the Dave’s and figured the investigation was over. Clarese said,

“John turn around.”

I hadn’t noticed but Mike had put the device on the table behind me. It was lighting up like crazy. Earlier when Mike and I were getting the activity I had said,

“Can you make the temperature go up?”

I had forgotten about it, but here it was happening.

It started at 50.1 to 50.2. Then it would stop. I still had my bottle of water so I placed it on the table.

“If you can get it to 51 you can have the water.”

It would flash 50.3, 50.2, 50.3, and 50.2. Finally it would get to 50.3 and stop. Nothing would happen for a minute or two as if something or someone was trying to build up energy. It did this all the way up to 50.8. At that point it flashed two or three times but couldn’t get past it. Clarese said,

“It takes more energy to raise the temperature.”

I left my water. I didn’t need a ghost following me home and wreaking havoc with my thermostat. Not for a lousy bottle of water. I had another one in the car after all.

Now, if you’re a skeptic, you’ll say there is an explanation for everything that happened that night. If you’re a believer, you’ll say we had some cool experiences. As for me, all I can say is, “Happy Halloween.”





Special thanks to Mike and Point Paranormal for letting me tag along. You can check out their website for footage from that night. Special thanks to thank Bill Wilkins of paranormalsocieties for sending my name your way.  I would also like to thank TJ at huntparanormal and Ghost’n’at for getting in touch. Sorry our schedules didn’t mesh but I’d still like to go along some time.


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Top Pittsburgh Halloween Costumes, 2015




Well, last year we started a thing.  What are the top selling Pittsburgh Halloween Costumes according to our SJU’s (Special Jagoff Unit) research of sales in the Strip District.

By the way, if you didn’t see last year’s top sellers go HERE.

So here ya go.  Of course, everything get a “sexy” version for some reason these days so, some of those have been extremely popular so far (with 2 days left to shop.)

This one gets an Honorable Mention.  Some people want to dress up as a “Jagoff” this year. So, this costume set come complete with a Flyers cap, a Terrell Suggs Ravens jersey and a Cris Collinsworth rubber mask. The ensemble does include a fake broadcasting headset.  Batteries not included.


In 5th place for 2015, the Parkway West Construction Guy costume which has two versions.  One that is a current worker and one, futuristic vision of what that same worker will look like once the construction is finally done in about 30 years.YJ-Sexy_ParkwayWest

In 4th place, we have the Sexy Fracking Driller costume.  You have to supply your own drilling oil to apply on your face an clothes.  We suggest 10w-30 car oil as a realistic touch. If you’re short on cash, just scrape some oil/grease off of your car engine and smear it on.  Be sure it’s not HOT!


This one was somewhat of a surprise. This is the 3rd most popular selling Pittsburgh Halloween costume so far this year.  Sexy Iceburgh. You get the “sexy” component but it’s not too over the top for the faint of heart or for those whose parents will be at the same party.


This one was a surprise in that it wasn’t number 1.  The UN-SEXY Joe Manganiello costume.  For those who already have the beer gut, you can simply by the discounted version of the mask by itself. The old Terry Bradshaw photo on the wall in the background is not included.  The white loins ARE included and are not for rental.  They are purchase only for obvious reasons.


And finally, this was a shocker but he is a great guy.  Our Special Jagoffs Unit researchers have found that, up until the publishing date of this blog post, the most popular selling Pittsburgh Halloween Costume, as noted by sales in the various stores of the Strip District, is Sexy/Hulk Ray Petelin, WTAE Meteorologist. Whooda thunk it!



There ya have it.  Happy Halloween YaJagoffs!



Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – Marvel Universe Live

Wednesday’s Yakkin episode. (Please Share)

We are yakkin’ with cast members of the Marvel Universe Live show that just passed through Pittsburgh.

I got to drive the “Drift Car” and get a fighting lesson!

If this is coming to your area, go see it!


For the production!

Thanks also to