Today’s post originally appeared on the blog, Sean’s Ramblings Blog. It is a PERFECT Guest blog post!
Watch the Heinz Ketchup Commercial from the Super Bowl. No REALLY.. watch it!
Am I the only one who notices something wrong with the commercial? Everyone in the commercial hits the bottom of the bottle to get the ketchup out. Growing up in Pittsburgh, I learned at a young age the proper way to effectively get ketchup out of a Heinz bottle. You tap the 57. This might have been part of the first grade curriculum. Heinz even writes this !
What’s the best way to get Heinz ketchup out of the iconic glass bottle?
To release ketchup faster from the glass bottle, apply a firm tap to the sweet spot on the neck of the bottle— the “57.” Only 11% of people know this secret. Now you’re “in-the-know.”
While Heinz may have spent $4 million on the TV spot, perhaps they should have spent the $0 to tell the marketing people the right way to get ketchup out of the bottle… YA JAGOFFS!
(I added the little Ya Jagoff thingy!)
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Some people eat Mini-Wheats, some eat bacon and eggs, some eat hoagies and some of us eat toast for breakfast. And clearly someone else in my house eats toast too but forgets to clean their toast crumbs off of the butter.
Is this the same person that leaves tooth paste scum in the sink?
Is it the same person that leaves their dirty dishes in the sink which, by the way, is 18.5 inches away from the front of the dishwasher that opens rather easily?
Is this the same person that thinks the clothes dryer is their closet to live out of vs pulling the clothes out so that someone else can use the dryer?
All that I know is that, I eat my toast before I shower and shave and I HATE it when the butter looks like it has whiskers and needs a shave in the morning worse than I do, Ya Jagoffs!
So what do you think THIS guy’s excuse was for not cleaning off his window?
Didn’t have a snow brush?
Had too nice of a coat on to do that standard Pittsburgh Pull-your-long-sleeve-over-your-hand-cuz-you-don’t-have-any-gloves-or-brush window cleaning maneuver?
Thought that the hot pizzas in the back seat would generate enough heat to melt the snow off of the back window?
Doesn’t actually even realize that they HAVE a back window—-they only know how to drive in a forward direction?
They’re from Morgantown, WV and, before pulling out, forgot to light the back seat of the car on fire to defrost the back window?
Interestingly enough, this is probably ALSO “that guy” that forgets to turn their headlights on before heading down the road, is a, well…….
Hey Mr. Freeze, that Batman movie stopped filming here a loooooong time ago. While we’re sure the rest of your hide-out is adorned with ice and ice-sculptures, we don’t think the Pittsburgh Police are gonna want to hear the alibi that your car is a prop OR that you REALLY ARE “Mr. Freeze.”
Hey Snowcap, you’re making me work even harder on my new invention….a thingy where you use a car’s set of drivers’ license plate numbers as their TEXT number then you can send them messages right to a windshield heads-up display, like “Clean your windows of, Ya Jagoff!”