Here are the tweets that accompanied the two pics above.
Made it to the cart corral, but some kid’s gonna knock themselves out. Wheels on the GROUND.
Giant Eagle, Finleyville. Guess it was better to get a hernia than to get wet.
The tweets seem a little judgmental, don’t ya think? I mean, how is one to NOT know that a 3-foot wide tornado didn’t pass through this parking lot and topple that thing? How do we know that there wasn’t a customer attached to it when it was toppled by the 3-foot wide tornado?
Is this a shopping cart that does impressions? Is it doing a tumbleweed?
Seriously, who in theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hell has time to pick up a shopping car and lay it on the racks? At least someone finally made the effort to get the cart back to the rack vs. giving it a shove into a wall or, even worse, leaving it sit there so that it roams freely around the parking lot, pushed by the wind, looking for a car door to dent.
Just like Stonehenge and those crazy concentric circles in the wheat fields and the Egyptian Pyramids, we can only explain this with an “it must have been done aliens” excuse.
Either way, it presents an idea for a new movie series… You know the fascination with Sharknado… well… this would be CartNado!! BOOM!!!
Don’t know but can someone stop disrespecting shopping carts? They have feelings too, Ya Jagoffs!
Thanks to @tsickles321 on Twitter for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!
Our buddy Alex, up ‘ere, has put dahn the challenge.
Despite the fact that he only put 5 ice cubes into his water, we will accept this challenge.
In case you haven’t seen, the Pittsburgh Penguins have been involved in an Ice Bucket Challenge. You can see all of their videos on the Pens web site. These are being done to raise awareness of Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), often referred to as Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
DONATE TO ALS HERE
My Response to Alex and Who I Challenge
As a result, WPXI Meteorologist Scott Harbaugh chose to donate to ALS!
The PensInitiatve gang came out in full force!!!
See Paul, co-founder of PensInitiatve in his shower below.
Go HERE to see the PensInitiatve #IceBucketChallenge staff compilation video
DONATE TO ALS HERE
Ok, before ya call me an anti-motorcycle Jagoff, here are a few things:
1) I don’t do motorcycles (too many days in EMS scraping riders up off the pavement) but I am not like an ex-smoker that berates ya if you have one
2) I do believe in helmets, (too many days in EMS scraping riders up off the pavement) but its your choice not mine
3) I do believe that there are a lot of Jagoff riders out there but there are just as many car driving jagoffs that don’t know how to function when they see a motorcycle in traffic
Now, if you’re in a car on your cell phone, and you start talking with your hands or reach over to put your turn signal on, you can steer with your knees! Not sure WHAT ya do on a motorcycle in this instance. All that I know is, this guy’s about as UNPROTECTED as Charlie Sheen in a roomful of hookers with oozing sores.
So Mr. Motorcycle guy, before ya get yourself into one of those “Slide-your-motorcycle-under-another-the-front-of-a-car-Get-full-body-length-road-rash-and-Come-close-to-separating-your-head-from-the-rest-of-your-body-Scaring-the-@$$@#-out-of-other-drivers” accidents, HANG UP THAT PHONE! Winning Lady Gaga tickets from the radio station isn’t THAT important, YA JAGOFF!!!!