Is Waste Management REALLY Managed?

A Utility Jagoff!

Above is a photo submitted of the Waste Management Driver, collecting garbage thru the North Hills during the morning rush hour. O.K. so they HAVE to work some time. But he’s stops his truck in the middle of the crosswalk!!!!!!! Guess what’s behind him? Yeppir, you guessed it! A whole line of cars trying to get to work and school.

But, let’s not blame the driver on this one. Here’s the email that came with the photo:

The jagoff is driving solo and has to stop at every residence to pick up the “goods.” Boy! Who came up with THAT business model to be soooo efficient and expeditious?!?!?

OK!!!  I’ve been wondering this same thing EVERY TIME I see this nonsense going on. It’s like Jagoff-Mythbusters.

The world has YouTube videos of engineers showing you how to make a t-shirt folding thingy out of cardboard yet no engineer takes the time to run some algorithms, or trigonometric and calculus formulas on the Jagoff-iness of garbage collection?

By the way, I DO see some fun in this…a Jagoff Chorus…Horns, followed by a car driver yelling at the garbage collector, “He Ya Jagoff!” followed by another horn, followed by the Waste Management guy getting ticked off at the horns and everyone yelling, so he yells back “I gotta job to do, Ya Jagoff!” followed by more horns. (It would be an awesome AutoTune!)

Hey Waste Management, we’re glad that you guys aren’t in charge of the Postal Delivery.. the carriers would probably have to drive smart cars, which are only big enough to carry enough mail for 4 houses, and then run back and forth to the Post Office to pick up four more packets after each delivery.

Or, even worse, what if you guys were in charge of pizza delivery? You would deliver the crust, then go back and get some sauce, then run and get some cheese and then.. well, YOU get it!

Hey Mr. Waste and Mr. Management (cuz we know you’re partnership) get the driver some help!!! What part of the Waste Management driver, getting out of their truck every four houses, running around the back of the truck, then back-and-forth across the street to throw garbage in the back, then running back to the front of the truck, getting in, closing the door, putting the truck in gear and pulling it forward and stomping on the brakes in front of the NEXT four houses to do the same thing again sounds EFFICIENT… ESPECIALLY while there’s a line of people who are trying to get to work and school behind them, Ya Jagoffs?!?!?

 

Lyft, Uber and Pennsylvania…

YJ-Lyft

 

Just a simple pic today of where the Pennsylvania PUC has put us regarding ride-sharing.

If you haven’t had your eye on this, Lyft and Uber have come to town and have been welcomed by many.  Basically because Taxi service in the area isn’t really a SERVICE.. it’s more of a inconvenience to the customer.. expensive and down on the company’s terms (just like the airlines operate these days.)

Yeah we get it that the Uber and Lyft antagonists want to say, (use your childhood whining, I lost at ocka-bocka-soda-corcka kid whining voice) “those guys don’t have to pay what we do! It’s unfair.. blah.. blah.. blah”

Pittsburgh Mayor, Bill Peduto, has it right:

“I’m not only a supporter of Lyft and Uber being in Pittsburgh, I’m also a user of Lyft and Uber. I think they fill a critical need in transportation within the city of Pittsburgh,” said Peduto. “I’ve had conversations with the chairman of the PUC, who also believes that ride-sharing programs, such as Lyft and Uber, have a place and (he) has assured me that the PUC will adopt changes to allow it to happen.”

Peduto said the PUC is adhering to antiquated guidelines that need to change.

“What has to happen is, the rules that the PUC allows operators to create programs like ride-sharing, which didn’t exist when those rules were written, to be adopted and changed to meet the times,” said Peduto. “What they can do is put in temporary rules that allow that time period between the changes and now to happen so that ride-sharing can continue in the city, and that’s what I’ve asked the chairman to do.”

Full Story on WTAEcom

Thanks for setting us back there PUC and judges.  Appreciate you ol’ goats “saving us” from ourselves!  Who wants to be current anyway?  There’s no good in that!  Whaddaya say we just wait to adopt ANY new things until after the Amish community adopts each them, Ya Jagoffs.

 

Lines? What Lines?

We had a completely different post set for today.  But, out of no where came an email.  And it contained, not just photo of a bad parking job, but a photo of  bad parking job CALLED OUT by one of our printable notes!!! (We’re soooo excited!!)  This horrendous parking job was found at the Cinemark parking lot out near Robinson Township, PA.

But wait!!!  Remember, we try to be about looking for solutions vs. placing blame.  You see, if we wanted to, we would actually place blame on the incompetency of the line painters for putting the lines in the wrong place and then congratulate the driver of the car for proving the point and making the line painters look bad!!

So as not to place blame on the driver without getting the real story, we sent our “Hard-Hitting” Jagoff Investigative Reporter team out to look at this.  And after they were done eating at the Settler’s Ridge Market Place and getting cheap boxes of candy cigarettes and Boston Baked Beans and purchasing nostalgic t-shirts at Five Below, our investigators found out this poor driver has a major vision problem.

You see, this driver, pulled into this space and, on the way to the movies.  As they were entering the theater lobby, they walked right into the post between the two entry doors.  Then, when standing in line to purchase their tickets, was found straddling the “form line here” rope, and when they went to get a fountain drink, ended up with a mix of Pepsi and Raspberry Iced Tea and a very wet hand because they couldn’t get the cup directly under one of the spouts and, finally, when they ultimately got into the theater, they ended up complaining to the Cinemark Manager about how sore the theater seats made the crack of their butt… only to realize they had actually watched the entire movie while unknowingly sitting on an ARMREST vs. an actual chair!!

So Cinemarker-Peter-Parker, we might actually hold a fundraiser to get you some cool frames at Pittsburgh’s best Eyetique!!

But until then, please only visit car washes that have that pulling-thingy to pull your car straight in.  And, when in a lot like this, don’t even try to back-up, pull-forward, turn, back-up, turn the wheel, then pull forward between the lines (otherwise known as PARKING) cuz, all that silly backing-up/pulling-up stuff is a total waste of gasoline at $3.89 per gallon, Ya Jagoff!

 

 

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