Self Serve Gas Station Jagoffs

It is HARD to tell what’s going on in this picture from a local Sheetz store.  So here’s the tweet that accompanied the pic:

Guy with outta state license plate washing his entire vehicle with the window washer at Sheetz…

Washed the entire car with the squeegee and a bucket of window wash fluid.   It left the questions, like:

For lunch, did he order a bun, lettuce, tomatoes and onions ONLY at the MTO machine and then pull out some leftover breakfast sausage that he had stuffed in his pants pocket since the continental breakfast at the hotel this morning?

Did he top off his fuel tank by going around to each pump and tapping the 9 extra drops out of each nozzle into his tank?

Do you think he wraps medicine bottle cotton-balls on to paperclips, stolen from the office, as Q-tips?  Or does he stick a used hairpin in his ear to scoop out the wax and then gaze at the chunks?

Sure.. everyone scams the system at times… people like me that take huge wads of napkins from the restaurants like Sheetz and throw them in the glove compartment of the car for those sneeze/choking/snot emergencies!

Hey Squeegee Squidward.. (how about THAT name??), thanks for tying up the gas pump while you gave your car a mani and a pedi.  Thank GAWD they give ya free soap back at the hotel!!  We  would have hated to see you standing at the pump for ANOTHER 15 minutes, with a bunch of those little wipey blue towels tied in a knot on your head and wrapped around your waist, while you scrubbed your underarms and dinkydoo with that same squeegee.  You probably would have ALSO jipped into the tire filling station to blow dry your hair, Ya Jagoff!!!

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