Hi.. this is John! You all know, from reading this blog and my tweets, that I am the master of typos! There are probably a dozen of them in THIS blog. So, as they say, misery loves company. Also, there are 29-cent signs that you can buy at any dollar store that say CAUTION: Wet Floor.
But this person decided to freelance and well… it didn’t work out so well. And gawd bless their heart for laminating the mistake so that i can last a 37-year landfill.
Who knows… maybe the big singer is in town and Wet FLO-RIDA is right around the bend. Someone tell this poor soul they have a typo in their sign! Of course, the person who took the picture did the perfect thing… tell them (maybe) but only do it AFTER you’ve taken a pic of it on your phone and submitted to US jagoffs!
Here’s a little Flo-Rida earworm for ya… (your welcome) “Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur… that whole club was lookin’ at her! She hit the FLOR! Shorty got low, low, low, low..”
Thx to Xander_Tee from Instagram for being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher.