Nope! That ain’t no inflatable or stuffed cow. But, I have to admit, when I looked at the pile of shoes, I did start a Pavlovian response to the Chic Fil-A “Heroin-Crack-KoolAid-laced nuggets and waffle fries!
In case you can’t tell, this is a pile of tennis shoes being purchased… so it’s kind of the same amount of leather (or Pleather) that would make a small cow.
The good news…. she didn’t use the 12 items or Less lane!
The bad news… if she’s buying these to give to homeless or other needy folks, I’m gonna fee like the Jagoff! But….just like an Arby’s sandwich when you’re enjoying the taste, you NEVER open up the bun and completely disregard what it really is… I’m just gonna pretend this is what I want it to be!
Wait… I know what it is, she’s going to Michael’s Arts and Crafts after this stop and getting an SVU-sized plastic jar where she can put all the shoes in and play that Candy Corn kind of guessing game. “Can you guess how many Wal Mart kicks are in the jar? Winner gets a free pair of stretchy-waist sweat pants!”
I’m sooooooooooooooo afraid to call this woman a Jaa…Jag…J….
See what I mean??
Catholic Guilt…. I hate you YaJagoff!!!
Thanks to Don S in Las Vegas for the pic and being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher!