yj-poetry

Really?

Story summary:

A Crafton women, Season Ciechanowski, has chosen to inspire her neighborhood with free poetry.

She places the poems in a cardboard box on an old rickety chair in front of her house.

Over the last 6 months, someone, or some people, have chosen to vandalize the box, steal the box, dump coffee into the box and even steal the old chair.

Full story on WTAE.com

Seriously?  Hey! I’m no fan of coffee.  I hate it as a matter of fact but, I wouldn’t ever consider pouring it on this woman’s free poetry. And the chair? Pittsburghers have better looking chairs that they use for parking spaces. So why steal it? As a matter of fact, I can’t say I’m even a fan of poetry but, if I was having a bad day, I’d certainly appreciate one of Season’s free poems.

The cool news is, she installed a video camera system so it shouldn’t be long until we have some pics of the rickety-chair-old-cardboard-box-full-of-motivating-free-poems-coffee-wasting vandals.

Dear poem vandals,

involved in these neighborhood scandals,

we hope you get caught red-handed

and then your’ hands get tightly gum-banded

to the rashy, hairy underarm pits

of a summer-sweaty garbage truck driver with the sh#ts!

If that doesn’t help

 teach you to keep your hands to yourself,

with a Steelers shirt and Troy Polamalu hair

we’ll just strap you to the chair

then drop you off in the middle of Baltimore

with a sign that says, “Joe Flacco’s mother is a …….JAGOFF!”

(I never WAS very good at poems! Was it obvious?)

 

 

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