Oh man does this tick me off!
Morning rush hour on the Fort Pitt Bridge has nothing on the chaos that transpires in the lots of some self-serve gas/convenience stores each morning. People that need gas, a last minute lottery ticket, a breakfast sandwich, pop for the office party, a doughnut and a pack of chew. The problem comes in when you get the Jagoffs that need all of those things, pull in to get gas and then leave their vehicle at the gas pump while they go inside and spend more time picking out a doughnut species than they do in the mall, the 3rd week of December, picking out a Christmas gift for the significant other of one month.
Then…. ya have these guys who double-down on the number of gas pumps they block. Oh…take your time…I’ll just wait here in the middle of the Times-Square-Style-Chaos while you pick out your doughnut and box the numbers you dreamed about last night.
I hope whatever you got to eat of the Sheetz menu gives you the sHEETZ SHITZ for 5 days straight, Ya Jagoff!