It has been some time since we had a “Drunk Jagoff” to post and this one comes all the way from Las Vegas.
It seems like “Blue T-shirt Man” (which is really different than the Blue Man Group) stumbles across a couple of guys in a doorway.
Does he pass them by? No!
Does he see them urinating in public and say, “Hey, whadda ya doing? You could get fined for that!” NO!
What he DOES do is, he decides that HE has to break-the-seal too and waits in line for the “wall urinal” which is not really a wall urinal at all… it’s JUST A WALL! But more than that, he stands close enough to get the first guy’s urine all over the bottom of his shoes!!!
(You should let your kids read this so that they understand the concept of NEVER putting their shoes on the kitchen table or on the furniture.)
Hey boys, the funny thing is, you guys are peeing on the side of a humongous casino in Downtown Vegas which, according to most of the brochures has 3,201 slot machines and 327 BATHROOMS on the inside!!!! And by the way, after you get done emptying those bladders in the bathrooms INSIDE THE CASINO, the staff are more than happy to give you free drinks to refill those bladders!!!!
Sorry to say that, thanks to social media, what happens in Vegas DOESN’T stay in Vegas. And here’s our little Urine-alysis of this situation: You both should stop drinking… it can make you broke and stupid.
Case in point, when you’re drunk, you don’t realize that urine being pee’d on a wall banks off of that wall and runs back at ya…. all over the soles of your shoes and that’s really gonna suck when you pack those shoes next to your toothbrush in your carry-on bag to fly home, Ya Jagoffs!!!!
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