WOW!  WTAE-TV is on a roll this week.  Here’s another story “Criminal Jagoff” story that fits us PERFECTLY!!

So this lady is being sought for an ALLEGED attempted shop lifting at Gabriel Brothers store in South Union Township.  From the looks of the photo, it doesn’t look like she did a whole lot of planning  or consulting on any ‘Here’s How To Dress Inconspicuously As A Burglar” websites.  She didn’t even make an attempt to cover up her tatoo!! (see full WTAE story here)

For example, we have used our COLORFORMS skills (anyone remember Colorforms?)


And yes, you read this correctly, she was caught stealing from Gabes!!  Gabes??? Yes, it’s hard to tell from the pic but maybe she has an arm or a leg that is 3″ longer than the other and she needed “specialty clothing!”  For covering the tatoo, we go nothin… other than something COMPLICATED…. like SLEEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady, the good news is, if you were ATTEMPTING to shoplift, it sounds like ya made a good decision to stop doing what you were doing.  The bad news is, unfotunately you should have put “some type of pullover” on the TOP of your shoplifting checklist and not LAST, Ya Jagoff!


Of course, we might recommend one of THESE as someone’s attire.. but not for STEALING!

Click the pic to see how to get YOURS!



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