Hi!  I’m Ray Shero, General Manager of the Pittsburgh Penguins.  As you know, I’m a man of few words so I will keep this brief.

It has been over a week since the Penguins last played hockey.  And, while the lull in the schedule has been somewhat difficult to handle,  the worst part of this  delay in playing is listening to the Bruins and their fans bitch and moan about not having Jerome Iginla playing for the Bruins.

I, for one CANNOT wait to get this series started and finished so that we can tell those Bruins fans, “Quit your bitching about Iginla and pay the game, Ya Jagoffs!!!

 

NOTE:  Read this quote really, really fast and with as deep of a voice as you can muster, “Celebrity Blog Post Typing Impersonated”