Yep. I did it. It seemed too easy but it HAD TO BE DONE!
I know it’s Pittsburgh not Charlotte and not Orlando. But on February 2, 2013, Punxsutawney Phil and his band of cult-like merry men of the secret society of Punxsutawney-isms said it was gonna be an early Spring!
It’s now 4 weeks into the “6 weeks” and we’ve had snow, rain, sleet and freezing rain with not much of an end in sight!!
Sure, I know that Phil doesn’t really predict the weather but…. once again, I got fooled by that whole “early spring” thing just like when my uncle would pretend to pull a coin out from behind my ear (when I was in my 20’s).
Ok Phil-ma-boy, everyone’s thinking it but I’m gonna say it!! The ONLY reason we haven’t shown up at yer house and trashed it like we were a bunch of Pitt students at a G-20 Summit is cuz gas prices are through the roof. How about you get yourself one of those “Certified Meteorologist” thingies like our buddy Scott Harbaugh!! He says they grade on a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge curve!!!
What’s yer next prediction, “Pittsburgh Pirates Advance to First Round of MLB Playoffs” Ya Jagoff?????
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