So you’re a road rager and you choose to drive a SCOOTER????   Subhash Arjanbhi Modhwadia, was sooooo mad about ALMOST getting hit by a car, that he CHASED said car into a gas station and then THREW his scooter at the car, tried to punch the female driver and then chose to try and fight two bystanders, bite one of them, and threw his shoe at them!  (The full story is here in the Post Gazette which includes the fact that the occupants of the car were Pittsburgh Pirates catcher, Chris Snyder – recovering from back surgery- and his wife and kids.)

WOW!  I have to tell ya, I don’t expect this kind of bad-ass coming off of a scooter -I’m thinking more of a pick-up truck or hummer stereotype!   But I guess when ya can’t afford a muscle car, ya gotta act crazy to make up for the lack of transportation testosterone!

The funniest thing about this is, the guy DOESN’T get hit on his scooter which means there’s not a mark on the scooter  – that is, until he THROWS it!!!!!  (Are we sure the they weren’t filming a scene from Hangover 3 and Subhash Arjanbhi Modhwadia isn’t really that  little crazy Asian guy, Ken Jeong???

Hey SAM (short for Subhash Arjanbhi Modhwadia), trying to be bad-ass on a scooter is like riding through the South Side on Friday night with your 808 base pounding at 600 decibles IN A SMART CAR!!!!  By the way, BITING in a fight is just as much of a  SISSY move as kicking and pinching!  Go easy on that scooter, hide your leather chaps until you can afford a real vehicle AND a tatoo, and email me your address, I wanna send you one of those old time, “Kick sand in your face” ads, YA JAGOFF!!!

BTW S.A.M., if ya wanna be noticed on yer scooter, next time hit the “MEEP MEEP” horn or the “thumb bell.”

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  1. Down in South Carolina they call scooters “Dewies”. In SC if you are convicted of a DUI, you can’t drive a car or motorcycle, but scooters are fair game. Maybe Subhash had a case of road rage due to an alcohol problem.