My New Year’s resolution is to build a new walk-in closet at my house. THAT will help me lose weight.

 Why?

Cuz my ENTIRE wardrobe of American Eagle jeans, t-shirts and hoodies are hangin’ all over my TREADMILL, Ya Jagoff!!

(At least I THINK the treadmill is still under there somewhere.)

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