Feb 27 2014
This pic exemplifies what this blog is all about… highlighting people, as my grandfather used to say, who think their ARSE doesn’t stink! People that only think of themselves! The photo was taken at a spot famous for this, the turn from the Liberty Bridge onto Forbes Avenue.
The tweet that came with this pic was:
The turning from the wrong lane #jagoff is one of the worst ways to jagoff in all of jagoffery
This move mainly works if you’re a young woman with a great smile…. you look at the car on the left that you’re about to crash into if they don’t see you coming, you smile, give that little “Oooopsie! I need to get over there but for some reason I happen to be all they way over here!” wave and BOOM.. you’re over. But for everyone else? This becomes an “I don’t care what my insurance deductible is, I’ll take the side of your van off if you cut in front of me,” situation.
Hey Van Moron-in (that didn’t really work into a Van Morrison play as well as I hoped that it would), is your “white van” appointment, where you will probably park along the curb with your four-way flashers on and block OTHER traffic four HOURS cause you’re in a “white van,” that important?
For crissakes, just go straight and let the irritating GPS voice, repeat, “RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING” for a little bit while you figure this out!
I mean, it’s as simple as taking 5 extra minutes out of YOUR life and making a simple box…going one more block, turning left, then turning left, then turning left again to get to where you wanted to be WITHOUT jerking around all of the drivers behind you, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks to Luke B (Pens_andthe_Pen) for being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher.
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