Ya Jagoff

Apr 11 2013

The SUPER BOWL of Jagoff Parking!

 

Take a second look!!

Did I fall asleep and wake up in Jagoff Heaven ?????????????

This made me giggle more than dreaming of watching a Duck Dynasty Marathon on a 25-foot screen with the entire Pittsburgh Penguins team while getting a foot and back massage!!!

Here are the tweets that came with the pics from the “old Civic Arena” lot:

Pic 1: Massive jagoff parking party!

Pic 2: different view if parking jagoffetry

In Bingo, this is pretty much a full card. In #PeterParking, this is INDEED the Super Bowl! This might be the best evidence to prove that most drivers, before getting their first cup of work coffee, pretty much have their head deeply implanted into their ARSES! There is more Jagoffery to spread around in this pic than there is Scar Cream in Kate Gossellin’s (Kate plus 8) medicine cabinet.

These cars look like an organized version of the Pymatuning Spillway (all those carp jammed up).

And, speaking of the Spillway, if you are one of the unfortunate ones to get out of work early and are parked in the Monkey-In-The-Middle spot, about the only way you’re going to get your car out is hope that it has a hankering for bread-balls and will gladly crawl on to the back of another car while you tease it with a handful of stale Mancini slices, Ya Jagoffs!!!!

Thanks to @Pantster from Twitter for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!!

Don’t Forget To Order Your Own T-shirt

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Mar 11 2013

Daylight Saving Time – What Jagoffs!!!

Photo Credit:wtae.com

So another year of this “move the clocks ahead nonsense” is behind us.  Another Spring when people showed up for church, golf and airplane flights late and missed the 11am McDonald’s Breakfast/Lunch cutoff.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do we put ourselves through this???

And by the way, it is NOT “Daylight Savings Time.”  It is “Daylight Saving Time” meaning we are now saving DAYLIGHT not creating a summer version of a Citizens Bank .000003% interest Christmas Club account called the DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CLUB!

So why are we worried about saving daylight?  Some say it’s the government and an energy thing, some say it’s a Farmer’s Almanac thing and, quite honestly, most people have no idea and make stuff up!!!

I wasn’t aware DAYLIGHT was in need of saving!!!  Am I the only one that was content with the amount of DAYLIGHT we had already??

If you’re working at 2am, or 3am or, 3am that JUST WAS 2am 10-seconds ago, you may have just been shafted outta an hour worth of pay.

And then there’s the changing-the-DVR-Microwave-Oven-WorkWatch-DressWatch-CarClock-OtherCarClockThatNeedsAPenToStockInTheThingy-TheVariousBatteryOperatedDecorativeWallCocks-TheShowerRadioClock-and-the-BedsideClockRadio routine.  EXHAUSTING!

SIDE NOTE: It absolutely KILLS me when the Microwave clock and the Oven clock don’t match minutes!

Look, I just got used to writing 2013 on my checks.  Thank GAWD I don’t have to write the time of day on anything based on the sun’s position!  And the dog, he’ doesn’t realize that his stomach-alarm needs to be changed by an hour… he’s HUNGRY NOW!!!!

And how about the work-time lost due to DST… we know about the March Madness mess of people wasting time at work but how many work-hours are lost by people standing around the office last Friday searching the internet and arguing over the “Is it spring FORWARD?” question!

OK.. enough about Daylight Savings Time.  The bottom line is, I have no idea who is responsible for it but too many people hold ME responsible for figuring it out!  My vote,  let’s just keep the clocks the same  all year around and, those of you who WANT that precious extra hour of daylight, get your lazy arses out of bed an hour early on your own, Ya Jagoffs!!!

 

Click the pic to see how to order your own hoodie!!!

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Dec 7 2012

Jagoff While Bubba-ing!

Yesterday, the morning radio gang at Star 100.7, Bubba Show, had a “thing” going on.  On Twitter, they encouraged people to tweet all day, what they were looking at, what they were doing, etc, etc. every 30 minutes.

As it turns out, yesterday was not one of those days for us when we get up with the dog at 5am, go back to sleep until 10am, find someone to have lunch with until 2pm and then go home or go visit someone else until 5 or 5:30pm.  It was a busy day.  If you want to rehash yesterday’s activities, go to Twitter and follow #bubbashow30minutelives. If you do not know Twitter or the difference between a hashtag and a hashbrown, well then, we suggest you just enjoy this blog post at face value and or go to their website for pics.

So as we traveled from corner to opposite corner of Allegheny County, we came across this guy on Old Freeport Road.  A standard Block Blocker….. he pulled through his yellow light and then ended up stuck in front of us because the traffic ahead of him went NO WHERE!!!!!

The coolest part is, we gave him the horn, pulled up the phone camera and BOOM!!!  there he was, taking off his sunglasses proudly smiling.  Normally, we do not put photos of people on and we wouldn’t normally leave the name of the company on the bus but…. since this guy wanted to be Barbara Streisand, we decided to meet his wish!!!

It’s hard to see it in the pic below, but he’s smiling and posing like Al Jolson..with his arms stretched out and everthing.

Hey Van Guy…it’s been a long day.  And there YOU are in between us and getting home.  Well, thank GOD you’re a professional driver, huh?  Someone who understand and obeys the rules of the road!!!!

Look, we all make mistakes.  The people that get posted ON THIS BLOG are those that don’t understand the power of apology! Ya know…. like YOU!

So big guy, you may have posed like a Las Vegas Showgirl (which most of the readers cannot enjoy due to only have the iPhone handy), BUT… and we mean BUT…..you’re gonna need Vegas Show Gril experience soon because, after we are done submitting the photos we have to your bosses….we’re guessing your gonna have a bunch of free time on your hands, Ya Jagoff!!!!!!!

Note: We WERE going to use our Jagoff-estrator to point out this driver’s foibles but.. we were afraid that our markings would block the company name on the van for your bossess to recognize.

And a quick note, thanks to all of those who suffered via the attack on Pearl Harbor!!!

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