PNC Park Streaker Says He Did it for His “Wild God!”


This guy interrupted the pierogi race.  He agrees it was a bad thing but now he says he has a wild god, he wants to sell a song he wrote, he wants to play hoops with Cutch… and…. he wants to auction off the shoes he wore for the incident to raise money for his fine!  Oh.. and he wants to start a professional basketball team in Pittburgh!!

 You have to watch the WPXI video below.  Click THIS LINK for the full story.


Good stuff Luke Emory Oyler!  Love the glasses.  By the way, do they actually have lenses in them???  Either way, keep pushing the edge of the envelope with that I’m a crazy son-of-a-@#! story… it kind of worked for Corporal Klinger on the show MASH.  And good luck with that basketball game with Cutch.  God knows (well at least my more reserved God does) Cutch needs more solid people like you in his life.  And what better way to show you have your life pulled together than this video, Ya Jagoff!!


Thanks so much to WPXI’s LisaS Sylvester for getting this on video.

Ohhhhhh, THIS is Uncomfortable



In basketball terms, this is called an “alleyoop.”  Someone tosses the ball up at the basketball rim and you jump up and SLAM that MUTHA home!

Click  here (WPXI) if you want the full story, including WPXI’s Cara Sapida awesomely delivering the line, “…is not getting the boyfriend of the year award..” Haaaaa..I just KNEW it was going to be good hearing that.

There was huuuuuuge excitement In the Jagoff News room at that point.  I literally stood up and yelled over to the JBND (Jagoff Breaking News Desk), “Listen up.  This is what we live for!”

Here is a summary of the Joshua Tale:

This guy Joshua and his girlfriend ALLEGEDLY stole DVDs from the Bridgeville Right Aid.

Working as a team, they have done this more than once ALLEGEDLY.

Upon escaping this time, Josh decides to leave his Honey-Bunny behind and take off in the get-away car his Honey-Bunny was supposed to be driving.

She now has no ride and thus sings BETTER than a canary.. more like Jeff Jimmerson at a Penguins game in front of 400,000 fans.  (Including where exactly to find Josh.)

This is no longer a Who-Dunnit!

In war there is no substitute for victory said Douglas MacArthur.  And in OUR war on people trying to make the rest of us Pittsburghers look bad, there is no substitute for STOOOOOOOOOOOPIDITY!!!

Josh, buddy… what were you thinking???  You ticked off your girlfriend big guy…like  left her served up on a platter to the police.

Wow… there’s literally nothing in the “Guy Manual” for handling this one.  You’re own your own!  Have never heard of the ol’ “Hell hath no scorn like a woman-ALLEGELDY-left-holding-a-bag-of-stolen-DVDs-who-was-left-behind-at-a-crime-scene-by-her-man?”

Good luck Josh-mosh… ya know, your future would have been a whole lot safer if you would have left your photo I.D. at the crime scene with a note that you were the one who killed Jimmy Hoffa and left an open box of doughnuts and a note taunting the incoming police, Ya Jagoff!


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Yakkin’ With YaJagoff! – WPXI’s Scott Harbaugh

This is the 2nd week we’re trying a new feature! 

Our  web-series called “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” where we interview interesting Pittsburghers.

Our guest for this episode, WPXI Meteorologist Scott Harbaugh

We talked to Scott about:

How he got started

It’s O.K. to NOT ask him about the weather

Weather forecasting on Twitter

Why do meteorologists roll up their sleeves?

His Kevin Benson imitation

He let’s me have access to the forecasting computer

Look for more “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” videos every Wednesday.

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