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Nov 26 2012

Steelers Lose To Clev…Cleve..(Can’t even say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

Well, things were set for today.  We had ourselves a nice blog post about Black Friday Jags cuz, whodda thunk that we would have needed to write a blog post about losing….(can’t even write that)… NOT WINNING to the Cleveland Browns.  And then it REALLY happened……

It was sooooooooooooooooo bad that, on the police scanner, we heard the City of Pittsburgh Police securing the bases of all of the bridges.  Even THEY knew this was bad and could cuz Steeler fans to take to the bridge…given the phone calls to the post-game TV and Radio talk shows, it seemed like someone could have sold 3-foot personalized jumping plots all along each one of the County’s 446 bridges!!!

So we decided to let fans vent so that they wouldn’t go into work today in nasty moods.  We couldn’t post them all but, here’s a few:

Tom Howie I really feel sorry for the defense, 2 weeks in a row they played great football. only to go home with a loss. The offense had 7 turnovers, most of them on the Cleveland end and still the defense only gave up 20 points. That’s damn good defense.

John Chesno Batch couldn’t be a starting/ backup qb for a peewee football squad..he downright sux

Ona Williams We need Bill Cowher back to get this team fired up…

London Sasse Mike “Fitzgerald Money” Wallace and his stone hands

Ed Kmetz How fitting that the game ended on a fumble?

Tiffany Woelfel Kovalcin What in the HELL was THAT?

Kitty Kress 9 F @*king fumbles??? for real??

Edward Roth Memo to Big Ben – don’t EVER hand Li’l Ben to any of your running backs to hold.

Colleen Kane Pauley They should have put Ben Jr in!

Ray Maguire Can Ben throw left handed ?

Mary McAnallen I’ve noticed Todd Haley is never mentioned in any of this stuff, so I’m doing it. I think Todd Haley is a lousy Offensive Coordinator. I think he’s offensive, arrogant, and a poor stratigist. I think Coach Tomlin is letting him swing so he can watch the fall. I think the play calling and game planning is stupid,poor,ridiculous, embarrassing and not as good as most people can do in their backyards! And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Dave Kulwicki How about we look for hungry running backs on the open market looking to redeem themselves, these guys we got don’t seem to appreciate what they have….

Terri Vecchi Bell WTF???

Thomas Hinkelman Can’t wait!!! GOODBYE charlie, byronrashard , woodley and polamalu, have a nice retirement but these guys are just stealing money! loved you as players not into paying you all to WATCH!!!!!!!!!

Teri Gardner Please get a real back up quaterback that is young!!

Chris Twitch Brant …… But there is no excuse for not holding onto the ball. I love the steelers but today was an overall disappointment. It’s time to get a good quality back up for Ben that can shadow and learn from him and take over when Ben is done….

David Fero Charlie did his best. He had very little help.

Bill Harvanek The defense has been LIGHTS OUT the last 2 weeks. Only 9 points given up by them in the past 2weeks that weren’t put on them by the offense

Jere Walkow I have seen better high school football games! And…..I wore my new hoodie today!! Ya Jagoff!!!

Jen Val-Bls Lüc If you can’t back your team up when they’re down & out…You shouldn’t be a fan. PERIOD! Ya Jagoffs!!

Lori Drost Alesson Hold onto the ball for crying out loud….

Mark Molinaro 3rd string QB & 7 turnovers. What did yinz THINK would happen?? BTW anyone have Farve’s cell #?

Shannon Barth Roberts Too many turnovers. Ugh, what’s up with that??

Little Wolfcss :-(

Cindy Bert Way to make a bad team look good, ya jagoffs!

David Fero Cleveland sucks? Yeah but they aren’t the only ones.

Devin Gallagher When the hell are we going to spend some money on a quality back up for Ben??? Love Batch but its time to hang em up dude! Leftwich just plain SUUUUUCKS!! Hell we let him go once and brought him back….WTF???!! And you dumbass running backs, what the hell was up with you today?? No excuse, you get paid a ton of money to do one thing…FIGURE IT OUT JAGOFF’s!!!

Jarid Keith Goodwin Can they just hold on to the ball. Please.

Robby Reid Charlie gotta go

Mary Fran Coulter HELP- Dear Gawd, puh-leeze help!!!

So here’s our two-cents worth….sure, we all knew that Charlie was the 3rd string QB… including Mike Wallace….do ya think he might have worked a little harder to get back and catch a ball or two on Charlie’s behalf?  And, given how much we fumbled the ball, did the Steelers hang out at The Winking Lizard eating sloppy BBQ (something good about Cleveland) before the game and forget to WORSH their slippery hands?????????????

Well, hopefully this has helped with everyone’s blood pressure. In the meantime, referring to the photo above, the only thing it looks like Cleveland DID NOT beat us in is throwing hand signals on national TV.  You see, OUR GUY, on the right… did his on a bigger stage…Monday Night Football!  And as we tweeted yesterday, here’s hoping that NEITHER of these guys are pastors, school teachers, school district superintendents or politicians cuz, those pics could game back to hit you in your wallets, in a Mike Wallace dropped balls, kind of way, YA JAGOFFS!

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Nov 5 2012

Steelers Win Despite Referees AND Our Jagoff Tweet!

WHEW!!!  The Steelers played an awesome football game yesterday and nearly lost…… (and here it comes)…. because of the referees!!

There it is!  At the risk of sounding like a total HOMER or HOMIE (we’re not quite sure the difference between the two), we said it!!  And were fully prepared to write a blog against the Non-Replacement-But-Seemed-WORSE-Then-Replacement-NFL-Referees of the Steelers/Giants game yesterday.

Our reasoning:

A call against Steelers’ Keenan Lewis for pass interference THAT CLEARLY WASN’T!

Later on in the same set of plays, Ryan Clark was called for a Helmet-to-Helmet hit THAT CLEARLY WASN’T.. especially given the fact that the Giants’ receiver Victor Cruz’ medical report was SORE RIBS!

The Steelers’ Heath Miller, was blocked in the back on a kick return that CLEARLY presented itself by Heath falling AND the Giants’ player throwing up his arms in the “Hey! Wasn’t ME!” format as Heath Miller was hitting the deck.

But MAYBE, just maybe the NFL Refs were NOT the biggest Jags of the game….um…this is kind of embarrassing cuz…..um..ya see… under our own rules of engagement…. well.. um… WE deserve a Jagoff post mention.  See our tweet below from during the game.

Do ya see what we did there?  Trying to be SMART and FUNNY and…. well….we Tweeted #JETS while the Steelers were CLEARLY playing the #Giants.  Guess where OUR heads were when we were trying to by funny?? (Just like an NFL Ref)

So lots of folks will call for a “conspiracy theory” against the Steelers by the NFL refs…we’re not ready to go that far but it’s pretty obvious that the whole, “We’re-Glad-Your-Back-Cuz-The-Replacement-Refs-Didn’t-Know-A-DAMNED-Thing” love for the OFFICIAL officials is loooooooooooooooooong gone.

So to Bill Leavy and his NFL officiating crew, who, yesterday, raised the ire of Daniel Casciato THE most mild-mannered person we know, while you’re in New York City, paaaaaleeeeeeze march your striped shirts into Roger Go-Ta-Hell’s NFL Commissioner office and renegotiate that new contract for VISION BENEFITS COVERAGE!  Yes, it’s an old joke but, you really do need help with your myopic conditions.

And to us, known as “Ya Jagoff,” how about paying a little bit attention to the details.  It’s REALL hard to be FUNNY when you’re STOOOOPID on details, Ya Jagoffs!!!

Thanks to Facebook Follower Kimmie Benson for the quote we used in our title graphic.  And thanks to Daniel Casciato for being the Honorary Jagoff Catcher and the first of MANY suggesting that yesterday’s refs be today’s Jagoff post!

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Oct 29 2012

Steelers Win- DeAngelo Hall Takes Walk of Shame

Always awesome to write a post-Steelers-win blog.  Especially when the other team is the topic.  Today, it’s Washington Redskins’ Corner Back DeAngelo Hall.

If you didn’t see the game, here’s a quick video replay of what happened with less than 4-minutes to play in the game.. meaning, there had been about 56 PRIOR minutes of Hall chasing, and not being able to catch, Steeler receivers….

(Video Credit Forged With Steel)

He was flagged and ejected and took the walk of shame to the locker room a few minutes earlier than his teammates.  It is not confirmed if they all yelled to him to get the hot water started in the locker room showers!

So this is no big deal unless you realize that Hall has been pretty much a loud-mouth-and-off-the-field-nuisance to his teams/teammates throughout his NFL career…taunting about how he made a $7 million signing bonus and $1 million in base salary—for playing eight games at Oakland when they released him for not being able to understand their defense and getting  beat on nearly every play, having his house seized for not paying taxes, etc, etc, blah.. blah.. blah…

Atlanta, Oakland, now Washington… all the same stuff.

So after yesterday’s game, DeAngelo boldy told reporters that he was going to the NFL offices in New York City first thing Monday morning to make a stink about the call.  Reporters then reminded him that NFL Comish, Roger Go-ta-hell (as WE call him), had buttoned up the office this coming week because of the inbound Hurricane Sandy.

Hey “Big D,” we didn’t confer this with the ever-popular-defender-of-tough-guys, Attorney Jim Ecker, but we suggest the “Volkswagon commercial defense” for sure!!!  Just go tell King Roger that you were still thinking that the replacement refs were still in town and, you thought you overheard that, the official that you were yelling at, owned a dealership and could get you an AWESOME deal like the dad talking baseball in the commercial.  (Watch it here if ya want.)  Because we’re nice guys, you do NOT have to pay for our GENIUS-ness today!!

In the meantime “Big D,” it might be time for some attitude therapy from mell0w-guy Tony Dungy, cuz, the SIMPLE facts are, if you would have simply chased the Steeler receivers around the field as closely as you stalked that official, you MIGHT have actually had a tackle or two and not have been feeling so inadequate with less than 4-minutes left, Ya Jagoff!

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Sep 11 2012

Cris Collinsworth……(’nuff said)

 

Yesterday, we posted this photo on Facebook of NBC football broadcaster, Cris Collinsworth.

The page went nuts with Steelers fans and comments about him, his football career but no standard Pittsburgh rips on his mom (thankfully cuz we’re not like Ravens Fans)!

So we decided to feed the lions with today’s blog post!!!

Hey Chrissy, we mean CRISSY CollinsWORTHLESS…the Pittsburgh fans kinda don’t like you.  One.. you played for the Bengals.  Two, the Bengals are not a threat but are in Cincinnati where the Reds reside and throw bean pitches at the Pirates. Three, we believe you ARE indeed more attractive than the Butthead cartoon but we also believe what you have to say during the football games is EQUAL TO or LESS THAN what Butthead would have to say.  (How’d ya like that catholic grade school math class reference??)

As a side note, the only things WE actually like about Cincy is the chili-on-spaghetti-that-has-a-cinamony-taste and, that song….”I’m at WKRP in Cincinateeeeeeeeeeeee.”

Now. we know that this silly blog post won’t jeopardize your cushy broadcasting job.  But knowing that some people would rather turn down their TVs and listen to repeats of NFL games broadcasted by John Madden and Merle Olson during and active Steelers game should give ya an idea of what Pittsburgh thinks of you.  Seriously, you got more negative comments than the sucky retired-insurance-salesman-who-can’t-waddle-let-alone-sprint-replacement-officials. So we’re not asking alot during these broadcasts……just, stop sucking up to Peyton Manning and SHUT UP, Ya Jagoff!!!!!

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Jul 31 2012

Wallace, Correia: “I want what I want when I want it!”

This blog post started off as a post about the Steelers Make Wallace and his “all about me turn down $50+ million/5 year deal don’t show up for work” attitude.  Checking around the social-media-sphere we found these comments:

Boss Steeler Chick (FB Group):

I’d say the Steelers sent Mike Wallace a strong and clear message when they gave his money to Antonio Brown. Everyone who knows anything about football knows you don’t mess with the Steelers front office when it comes to contracts. Their policy has remained the same for years: The Steelers don’t negotiate with holdouts, similar to the U.S. doesn’t negotiate with terrorists.

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Wallace is screwed, plain and simple.  As I pointed out above, he has 3 choices and 1 tail to put between his legs and report to camp.  The coming days will prove whether his pride is more important than his future.  Mike, if you want to know who ALWAYS wins holdouts against the Steelers, ask Hines Ward and Mike Merriweather.  The Steelers most impressive record is not winning six super bowl titles; it is being undefeated when players attempt to hold out.  Pack your bags, sign your tender and let’s get rolling.

But we had to double up cuz all of the sudden the Pirates’ pitcher, Kevin Correia, got moved from a starting position to the bullpen and he instantly started to whine and asked to be traded.   Just like the old days when we were playing wiffle ball and Smitty kept calling “New Batting Order” so that he could be up first every inning.  It would tick off our other buddy “Tud” so much that “Tud” would leave and go hang out at the Tastee Freeze the rest of the afternoon.

Correia would have been better if he would have accepted his role in the bullpen and, like “Tud,” agreed to just hang out at Manny’s BBQ!  Mike Wallace would have been better off if he would have said, “I’m not reporting to camp cuz I am volunteering to help young lads over in Ireland!  I’lls see ya soon!“  But nope, they both had to be …. well.. you know where we are headed.

Mike and Kevin, $10 million vs. $12 million, starter vs. bullpen, you missed the whole idea of “What’s good for the T-E-A-M.” And since YOU guys are being childish, we thought we would save some writing time and use a childish trick to help us say the same thing TWICE.

What we did was, wrote the closing, then pressed our Silly Putty up against the computer screen and made a copy…

Either shut up and play the game like an adult or quit, whine like a sissy, and go down the street and eat ice cream like “Tud” cuz we don’t want ya, Ya Jagoff!!

 

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