Dec 27 2011
Proof That Football IS A Religion In Pittsburgh (And Roger Goodell IS The Devil)
On Christmas Day, we received this picture along with this tweet:
Heya @YaJagoff, a little xmas holiday @steelers + @SteelerAddicts love in West View for @jharrison9292
The photo and tweet were from an ExPat, current Boston resident, that was visiting for the Holiday. We HAD to do something with this photo so here it is. In case it isn’t apparent, Jesus, The Reason For The Season, is nicely tucked away in a manger up next to the house. In the meantime, the handmade sign, blaming Rogee Go-Ta-Hell, The Reason For The Season Of UN-Reason, for making the NFL too soft!
Some of the traditional conservatives might say, this resident should get a Jagoff post for making the “Roger Sign” the focus instead of the manger scene. But we see it another way… we ENJOY any opportunity to verbally beat the NFL Commissioner about the head, neck AND face! So let’s have at it.
Rogee-babeeeee, Self-appointed-King-of-Kings-Who-can-now-afford-to-shower-himself-in-gold-frankincense-and-myrrh-And-probably-has-even-more-wealth-than-all-Christian-churches-due-to-the-random-fines-placed-on-Steelers-let-alone-other-NFL-teams, if we showed you a picture of the manger scene, you would probably flash some photos of your OWN baby pictures of you, as an infant, wrapped in swaddling clothes with people surrounding you who had been co-erced to pay a $10 cover charge and a 2-drink minimum to show up and catch a glimpse of YOU— the future Messiah of the NFL. Surely you were THAT full of yourself even as an infant because your level of egotism and self importance HAS to be innate vs. a learned trait.
Roger, every good religion needs a “bad guy” and, in Pittsburgh, our FOOTBALL RELIGION, has you officially listed as the master of “all that is dark and evil.” Hoping you’ll be proud of your legacy when you are FINALLY the commissioner of the Don’t-really-grab-just-lightly-brush-by-the-flag Football League, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks so much to Twitter Follower, Carol Beggy, for sending us this pic and being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher for this post.
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Feb 1 2011
LUCKILY, NFL Doesn’t Comment PUBLICLY on Personnel Matters
Note, this is the SECOND TIME Roger Goodell has been named by this site in our short existence! Some people just can’t stop puttin’ their foot in the bucket.
We understand Ben did what he did. But, ROGGEEE Baby, telling private meeting stories to a reporter???? WOW!!! Thank GOD the NFL has a policy of ”not discussing personnel matters in the media” cuz, otherwise, some stuff might have leaked to a reporter named Peter King who might take advantage of publishing it right around the Super Bowl!!! If THAT happened, you might have just as a surprised look on yer face as in the photo above when John Madden told’em yer were paying for his 37 orders of Big Mouth Burger Bite Combos!
WAIT! Now I see it. That DID happen and you DO think your God cuz those letters are in yer name (G-O-D). Well, guess what, to Pittsburghers, your name, Roger GOODELL, sounds more like Roger GO-TA-HELL!!!
See ya Super Bowl Mondee with our trophy Roggeeeeee Babe, YA JAGOFF!!!
Thanks to Honorary Jagoff Catchers (and Twitter Friends) @nicolediperna and @Sherry403 for the suggestion!
See PREVIOUS Rogeee Baby post: Here
Photo credit from : The Pigskin Doctor
By Jagoff Catcher • Football, Roger Goodell •