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The New BMW Construction Vehicle

 (Travel has me tied up so recycling this post. It’ still relevant.)

The above photo (minus our Jagoff-astrator notations) came to us with this caption:

Who needs a truck #jagoff ?

Haaaa… (sniff)… haaa.. that’s kind of it, RIGHT?   This is another one of those “Damn-it-I-wish-I-had-gotten-the-SUV-or-Pickup” posts. (See the previous hot-tub post here)

The first thing I thought of when I saw this pic was, “Boy that DYI Channel sure is bringing out the handyman in everyone!!”  I can just see this guy.. he gets up in the morning, goes to the spa, runs to Starbucks for a cappuccino-carmel-double-shot-of-vanilla-with-a-whole-lotta-other-crappa-lotta, has a cup of yogurt and says, “Honey, I’m gonna go put in a french drain today!!  But before I stop and get the pipe, I have to stop at Macy’s to get a flannel shirt and a pair of those work jeans, the kind that have the tool-holding-hooky-thingies on the hip.”

As an FYI, I am absolutely HORRIBLE at home repair products.  Like, if you were calling a list of people to help you with a home repair project, I would be on the list BELOW your drunken Uncle Stush who will only come over if your fridge is full of Iron City cans.

So back to the BMW…. I wondered if this was a special option for BEAMER drivers who like to smoke but don’t want the second hand smoke to blow toward their kids in the back seat.  Then I thought, maybe this is a FANTASTIC new church-pipe-organ-entertainment-center option.

But NOPE!  It is what it is.. a BEAMER hauling stuff.

And to “Steely McBeamer” (that was crafty, huh?) if ya have enough $$ to purchase that nice car, don’t ya have $19.95 to rent the Home Depot truck for an hour OR hire the “We Haul Anything Including Your Sleeping Mother-in-Law” people from the Pennysaver or Craig’s List, Ya Jagoff?

 

Thanks to our Virginia-based Twitter Follower and Honorary Jagoff Catcher Lowell Murray.

 

Don’t Forget!

You can get FREE “Jagoff” ring tones and phone screensaver.

Click the pic and see how to download it for free!

Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – Open Throttle 360 Co-Host, Tom Lang

We are yakkin with Tom Lang, co-host of the Root Sports “Open Throttle 360″ Western Pa car racing show produced by 321Blink.

The bad news… I know ZERO about cars but…well..you’ll see!

Click below to OpenThrottle 360 site.
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Hit the Kickstarter site to donate

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

For the production!

Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Pittsburgh Pickle Company

It’s Wednesday….Time for Yakkin’ With YaJagoff!

We are yakkin’ with Joel, Will and John of the Pittsburgh Pickle Company.

These guys are idea men!

But better yet, they are “Drink Beers and Get Ideas” men.

Where can ya get these pickles?  Click the pic to see their website.

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BIG thanks to The Beerhive for letting us have a corner of the place!

Click the pic to get to their Twitter Page

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As always, thanks to 321Blink for the Production

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