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Post Game Interview: Steelers Backup to the Backup QB Landry Jones


Well… who would have ever suspected that the 3rd string quarterback would play, let alone win and then, even more, give us a few tidbits in the locker room.  It’s brief, but, poignant.

What was the feeling you had when you knew that you were going in and, this one, was not just going to be for a down or two?

LJ: I’m like, what the hell do I do with these nachos?  Then I thought, well, I’ll put them underneath the bench so that nobody steps on them. I’ve seen that done in the stand just behind the bench so many times.

I’ll bet it felt good to get a couple of touchdown passes in that Steelers uniform.

LJ: Quite honestly, I was like, let’s just not get this uniform torn or dirty.  I usually use it for my Halloween costume. But, in second thought, if it got torn or dirty, I guess I could have just gone as “Ghost Landry Jones” or worn high heels with it and gone as “Sexy Landry Jones.”

Thanks for spending time with us.  I know you have a lot of other interviews to do so I’ll let you go.

LJ: No problem at all.  I’m just trying to get someone to cover my shift at the Forbes Avenue Panera tonight.  I do closing and I’m not usually here at the stadium this late.  I’m kinda screwing over the evening manager right now but, hopefully he will understand if he watched the game.

Any last thoughts?

LJ: I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove dogs!  Absolutely love them!  And, to all of those wanting Tim Tebow to come here, take THAT YaJagoffs!


NOTE: Celebrity voice and font impersonated.

The Steelers Now Have Michael Vick!

Back in 2012, when the Steelers beat Michael Vick, my dad posted the photo below.

He says it got SHARED a lot but I’m not sure what that means since I pretty much don’t share anything… bones, food scraps, dirty socks or couch space included.  I’m not even sure he had the right to post my photo but, he gave me a pile of Milk Bones and I accommodated him!

By the way, it took me forever to type this blog.  First, the keys aren’t big enough for my paws. Second, I get frustrated when I see internet pictures of other dogs and they have no scent for me to snarf up.  My nose also makes the screen a mess and I keep hitting my eye on the corner of the laptop screen when I try to stick my head out of the Windows 2007 icon!!  My dad has also blocked any websites with pictures of fire hydrants… I don’t know why but I also know that he told me that I wasn’t allowed to “MARK” any of my favorite websites.  He says it would short out the keyboard!

OK.. so on to this Michael Vick “sitch” which is a word I hear kids in the neighborhood say.  I was born near Cleveland but I have been a Steelers fan since I was a “young pup!” (Get it??)  Yesterday I had to watch the news about that dog-torturing-Jag Michael Vick coming to Pittsburgh to play as a backup quarterback?? I cheered with everything I had (ran around the house barking) for the Steelers to NOT sign him.  When he was playing for other teams, I would hope that the other teams’ defenses would bite him, stick their finger in his eye through his face mask AND give him one of those “I just ate some grass and some of my old poop” dog burps right in his face while they were on top of him.

To be honest, I really didn’t understand 100% of the words that were coming out of the TV yesterday.  (I really only understand the words SIT, STAY, WALK, PEANUT BUTTER, TREAT and PAW.. which means TREAT eventually). Hold on one minute…..(fart)….heee!  Whew!!  That smelled like sausage.. time for me to get up and move and look at my butt while I walk away.

OK.. my paws are BARKING.. (Get it??) from all of this typing, plus, I think someone just dropped some food on the floor so, let’s end this thing.

Here’s the thing… the Steelers needed this controversy less than I need to go chase a ball for no good reason in the middle of a hot day. Lots of people complaining and lots of people saying, “Hey, he did his punishment, let it go!”  Me? I just hope he doesn’t move in next door and start offering Milk Bones because I will be just as torn about him as all of you.

To those saying they will not watch Steelers games any more, BEEE CAREFUL…. don’t forget that replacement #7 jersey you had to buy after burning the old one when HE got in trouble!

WAIT!  While I have the bully pulpit, I have to say one more thing, I don’t know who’s test-tasting the stuff but “beef flavored” dog food is BOGUS!!  It tastes NOTHING like the steak scraps I have been sneaked under the table a few times, Ya Jagoffs.

HEY!!! Have your pets comment below on my blog post. 


Maybe I will get a chance to write another one soon!!

Guest Blog – Mad Chad

While I am in Kansas City sucking down ribs and brisket

I don’t want to stop eating OR get sauce on my keyboard!

So Mad Chad of 412 Sports Talk is doing a guest blog post.

Thanks to the internet, Pittsburgh Steelers’ fans were able to see how big of a jagoff Almeda Ta’amu truly is.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are trying to shed a bad public image that they  have developed over the years. Questions about their leadership has filled a locker room full of big egos matched with historical success. Even more so, the Steelers’s precious public image isn’t what it should be. Keeping Ta’amu around certainly isn’t helping that by any means.

Ta’amu, who was a fourth round draft pick last year, recently pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, and drunken driving stemming from a police chase last fall. (Tribune-Review) Ta’amu has to do some DUI classes, pay $10,000 worth of fines, while serving two months of probation. Of course, some people are giving him all of the classic excuses, saying that he is young and dumb, and that he just made a mistake.

I’m all for second chances, but this was Ta’amu’s second DUI in about a year. And during the second He tried to run over cops while driving drunk. That’s not a mistake, that’s just sick. This guy needs professional mental help. Getting paid millions of dollars to play football isn’t a right, you have to earn it. Not to mention that the Steelers don’t really need Ta’amu on the field. He’s considered a good prospect but a project player. They can draft someone with the same the same level of potential as Ta’amu in the upcoming draft.

This is more important than football as well. If any regular Pittsburgh citizen or myself did what Ta’amu did we would be in jail. I mean, this guy injured someone and attempted to run over police officers while driving drunk. Not only that, Ta’amu goes ahead and posts a picture of himself drinking whiskey inside of a car, while he’s on probation for these incidents. Why is this guy not in jail?

The Steelers need to cut this guy and move on. Also, people in Pittsburgh need to stop treating drunk driving like it’s acceptable. It’s not hard to call a friend, a cab, or even a damn jitney, and there’s no reason in hell why Ta’amu couldn’t have done any of that. Only jagoffs drink and drive.

Finally, to Almeda Ta’amu, stay off of Twitter and don’t even think about drinking anymore, Ya Jagoff!

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Twitter: @MadChat412

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