Pittsburgh Steelers

The Steelers Now Have Michael Vick!

Back in 2012, when the Steelers beat Michael Vick, my dad posted the photo below.

He says it got SHARED a lot but I’m not sure what that means since I pretty much don’t share anything… bones, food scraps, dirty socks or couch space included.  I’m not even sure he had the right to post my photo but, he gave me a pile of Milk Bones and I accommodated him!

By the way, it took me forever to type this blog.  First, the keys aren’t big enough for my paws. Second, I get frustrated when I see internet pictures of other dogs and they have no scent for me to snarf up.  My nose also makes the screen a mess and I keep hitting my eye on the corner of the laptop screen when I try to stick my head out of the Windows 2007 icon!!  My dad has also blocked any websites with pictures of fire hydrants… I don’t know why but I also know that he told me that I wasn’t allowed to “MARK” any of my favorite websites.  He says it would short out the keyboard!

OK.. so on to this Michael Vick “sitch” which is a word I hear kids in the neighborhood say.  I was born near Cleveland but I have been a Steelers fan since I was a “young pup!” (Get it??)  Yesterday I had to watch the news about that dog-torturing-Jag Michael Vick coming to Pittsburgh to play as a backup quarterback?? I cheered with everything I had (ran around the house barking) for the Steelers to NOT sign him.  When he was playing for other teams, I would hope that the other teams’ defenses would bite him, stick their finger in his eye through his face mask AND give him one of those “I just ate some grass and some of my old poop” dog burps right in his face while they were on top of him.

To be honest, I really didn’t understand 100% of the words that were coming out of the TV yesterday.  (I really only understand the words SIT, STAY, WALK, PEANUT BUTTER, TREAT and PAW.. which means TREAT eventually). Hold on one minute…..(fart)….heee!  Whew!!  That smelled like sausage.. time for me to get up and move and look at my butt while I walk away.

OK.. my paws are BARKING.. (Get it??) from all of this typing, plus, I think someone just dropped some food on the floor so, let’s end this thing.

Here’s the thing… the Steelers needed this controversy less than I need to go chase a ball for no good reason in the middle of a hot day. Lots of people complaining and lots of people saying, “Hey, he did his punishment, let it go!”  Me? I just hope he doesn’t move in next door and start offering Milk Bones because I will be just as torn about him as all of you.

To those saying they will not watch Steelers games any more, BEEE CAREFUL…. don’t forget that replacement #7 jersey you had to buy after burning the old one when HE got in trouble!

WAIT!  While I have the bully pulpit, I have to say one more thing, I don’t know who’s test-tasting the stuff but “beef flavored” dog food is BOGUS!!  It tastes NOTHING like the steak scraps I have been sneaked under the table a few times, Ya Jagoffs.

HEY!!! Have your pets comment below on my blog post. 


Maybe I will get a chance to write another one soon!!

Guest Blog – Mad Chad

While I am in Kansas City sucking down ribs and brisket

I don’t want to stop eating OR get sauce on my keyboard!

So Mad Chad of 412 Sports Talk is doing a guest blog post.

Thanks to the internet, Pittsburgh Steelers’ fans were able to see how big of a jagoff Almeda Ta’amu truly is.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are trying to shed a bad public image that they  have developed over the years. Questions about their leadership has filled a locker room full of big egos matched with historical success. Even more so, the Steelers’s precious public image isn’t what it should be. Keeping Ta’amu around certainly isn’t helping that by any means.

Ta’amu, who was a fourth round draft pick last year, recently pleaded guilty to reckless endangerment, resisting arrest, and drunken driving stemming from a police chase last fall. (Tribune-Review) Ta’amu has to do some DUI classes, pay $10,000 worth of fines, while serving two months of probation. Of course, some people are giving him all of the classic excuses, saying that he is young and dumb, and that he just made a mistake.

I’m all for second chances, but this was Ta’amu’s second DUI in about a year. And during the second He tried to run over cops while driving drunk. That’s not a mistake, that’s just sick. This guy needs professional mental help. Getting paid millions of dollars to play football isn’t a right, you have to earn it. Not to mention that the Steelers don’t really need Ta’amu on the field. He’s considered a good prospect but a project player. They can draft someone with the same the same level of potential as Ta’amu in the upcoming draft.

This is more important than football as well. If any regular Pittsburgh citizen or myself did what Ta’amu did we would be in jail. I mean, this guy injured someone and attempted to run over police officers while driving drunk. Not only that, Ta’amu goes ahead and posts a picture of himself drinking whiskey inside of a car, while he’s on probation for these incidents. Why is this guy not in jail?

The Steelers need to cut this guy and move on. Also, people in Pittsburgh need to stop treating drunk driving like it’s acceptable. It’s not hard to call a friend, a cab, or even a damn jitney, and there’s no reason in hell why Ta’amu couldn’t have done any of that. Only jagoffs drink and drive.

Finally, to Almeda Ta’amu, stay off of Twitter and don’t even think about drinking anymore, Ya Jagoff!

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Rashard Mendenhall….What Else To Say…

It’s never a good thing when you’re calling your team’s number one draft pick a jag….. well…. you know!  But unfortunately that is something you see a lot of in the NFL these days and the Pittsburgh Steelers are no exception.

Rashard Mendenhall was taken 23 overall by the Steelers in 2008 with high expectations.  He has had his ups and downs on the field in his time here but his performance, good or bad,  DOESN’T qualify him for true jagoffery because he was on the field.

This season, a year when he’s looking for a new contract, Mendenhall is struggling worse than ever….injuries, 113 rushing yards, zippo-zilch-zero touchdowns and 3 fumbles!!!!  So he was benched by Mike Tomlin but still “on the field.”  But this past Sunday, in the Steelers loss to the San Diego Chargers, Mendenhall was nowhere to be seen.  HE DIDN’T BOTHER TO SHOW UP!  He has since been suspended by the team for “conduct detrimental to the team.”

Now the story we’re REALLY interested in hearing is what kept a man, who’s job it is to show up and play a game and get paid millions of dollars to do it, from stopping by to simply WATCH the game.. it was a 4:25pm start so pretty sure it wasn’t an alarm clock issue.  The guy could have literally shown up in a bath robe and nobody would have said a thing about it. Couldn’t he even find his sweatpants and fuzzy slippers? Maybe he was just too busy.. that’s probably why the team gave him off next week in Dallas as well and probably the rest off the year.

There are a lot of people that have WAAAAAY tougher jobs around here and would GLADLY take a couple-a-hundred grand, per Sunday, to stand on the field and watch a Steelers game.   So Rashard… what better way to show your current OR future bosses that you wanna contract than to NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK without even a cough-faking or phony-throat-clearing phone call!!!

Hey Mendenall-ogram, as long as you’re on the roster, get your ARSE to the games and figure out how to enjoy the heated, non-splintering bench…. because, with those SLIPPY hands, ain’t NO WAY your getting picked up by another team AND you should have no fear of being drafted by the vendors union to sell hot dogs, nachos or beer, YA JAGOFF!

This blog post written by our FlipCam guy Saweeeeeeeeet Billy G!!!! 

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