Penguins

Jagoff Sign at the Pens Game?

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Well, like the photo says, we didn’t pay this guy but how good is this?  If you know who this is, have them get in touch with us.

And yes, we dedicated today’s blog post to highlight this person(s) because, there they are right in the front row and, as far as I know, where not asked to leave OR remove the sign.  Is that because of our push to get the word into the dictionary?  Who knows but, we love these yinzers!

Please feel free to share.

Big thanks to @Melwedde for the pic and, even more, the willingness to give this blog credit.  Kind of cool that she thought we had that kind of influence!  See tweet:

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Does Sidney Crosby Have the Mumps or….

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Yesterday, the Penguins admin announced that Sid has the mumps.  However, prior to that, the news from the Pens camp was, they weren’t quite sure because he had received and injury to his neck in the Carolina game.  They had to make sure that swelling, in his neck and face, that looked like every other mumps-laden NHL player, was indeed mumps.

Is there anyone out there, even the kid who’s repeating his first year of Guatemalan medical school for the 6th time, who did NOT think that Sid had the mumps based on the history of how many NHL players have had the mumps and what his face looked like?

Yes, a medical diagnosis has to be based on evidence and not a “if it looks like dog poop and tastes like dog poop, it is probably dog poop,” decision-making process.  But jeeeezus…..I think it would have been more believable to say that Sid was planning on having a spot on Housewives of New Jersey and was consulting with Big Ange on beauty secrets, ya… (wait.. I’m chicken-ing out!!!  I can’t call the Pens admin ja…um……..) Ya Ja……. NOPE!  Can’t do it!!

But thank GAWD we all now admit that Sid DOES have the mumps!

What did YOU think could have been a reasonable explanation for Sid’s face?  Comment below.

 

The Penguin’s Season is Over

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Go ahead take a couple of days to get over the #@$@$@((@*!@!Y*!&#*@)!!#%&^*$(!*~^*@ Penguins losing to the #$*%)!!*%!!*$&%*)%&! Rangers last night.

Only 82 more games until playoff season!

OK…I’m gonna go finish my drinking and chocolate binge eating from last night!

Who stays (coaches and players) and who should be banished to Siberia..or even worse, Cleveland?  Comment below.

 

Thanks to Donny “iwo jima okinawa” from Sister Anecita’s 8th Grade class for help on this!