Jagoff

A Non-sign-readin’ Suburban Jag

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Got this on our Instagram account.  Part of the Instagram message was:

I happened upon this fockery on my way home from work while sitting in traffic.  All I could think of was “jagoff” and had to share.

Ahhhhh probably too busy reading emails on their phone to read any signs that might be on the road.  You can understand the lack of focus and the importance of it, right?  Maybe we just need to use our jaggoffestrator in real-life traffic reporting… us and Jay Caulfield from the Pens broadcasts!  And then Jay runs their licence plates and then pounds a fist into their car hood!

Get the phone outta yer hand, use your turn signals, stop alternatively flooring the gas/slamming on your brakes and look at the signs on the road, Ya Jagoff!!!

Thanks to @__Dawnstar412__ on Instagram for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher.

 

Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – Owen, Ahmed and Roy from Sullivan and Son

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We are yakkin’ with Ahmed Ahmed, Roy Wood, Jr. and Owen Benjamin from the Sullivan and Son cast

about Urban Rabbits, Primanti sandwiches, golf cart bowling and how to act when Vince Vaughn is your boss.

 

For the show, follow #BeerMe on Twitter and

@ahmedComedy
@Roy Wood, Jr.
@OwenBenjamin

Follow the Sullivan and Son Facebook page.

Details on the Comedy Tour

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THANKS TO:

For the production!

Find a Friend With a Pickup Truck

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We have seen worse than this as you know if you’ve followed the blog long enough.   But the thought process of the driver that this is an acceptable method is what is amazing!

Just in case this isn’t obvious to ya, I fired up the Jagoff-estrator to point out this person’s lumber purchases that just doesn’t seem to fit.  Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is this a car that drove into a fence and then drove straight to Lowes to purchase some tools to free itself from this pesky stick?

Well, everything except the lack of an orange flag on the back of this thing indicates, this is someone who needs a friend with a pick up truck!

A little check on the Scion website says the entire length of the xB model, bumper to bumper, is 14.0083333-feet!  That means 14 feet, minus and engine, minus a dashboard, minus the other stuff ya bought….the numbers just don’t add up.  WHO NEEDS TWO (more Scions to hall stuff)?

But then again, maybe this really is a Scion Shish Kabob and they are headed home to park it on a driveway made of a nice, fluffy rice pilaf?

Whomever you are, paaaaaleeeeeeeze start networking with people who own pick-up trucks or, cut-out the next two pizza deliveries and pay for a lumber delivery, Ya Jagoffs!

 

Thanks to @JohnMalekci Custom Builder for being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher.  

You MUST go see his website pics of what he builds!

Click the pick below.

No, really.. click it.  You’ll be amazed!

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