Funny Video Yinzer Interpretation of SWPA Lutheran Synod Assembly

Video from the South Western PA synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America 

While this is 8-minutes long, it very entertaining.

The Yinzer interpretation begins about the 2:30 mark.

 Of course, our favorite part is that it ends with our favorite word! (See if you can pick it out!)

 Thanks to Brian Bennett –  Husband, dad, campus pastor, triathlete, blogger, co-host of @GeekChurch podcast for allowing us to post this.  You can find Pastor Bennett’s blog at intheparish.blogspot.com and you can find him on Twitter @Brian_o_Bennett.

The Work Photocopier.. WHO DUNNIT???

We have had only a handful of “Work Jagoffs” posted here since we started.  My two favorites are, “The Secret Work Poop Shoes” and the “Free Hot Dog Lunch Hot Dog Hog.”

Today’s post is something that happens in EVERY work place and finally we have one to post!  Here is the tweet that accompanied the pic of the photocopier:

“6 – how many pages some #jagoff left jammed in this copier. Yep, I fixed it.”

You know what it’s like…you go to the work photocopier, located in that little secret room, put in your special secret departmental code that nobody else is supposed to know (but literally everyone but the new hire knows) and you start to photocopy some VERY important work documents.

You put your originals in the feeder, press ___ (The number of copies you need for your co-workers, neighbors and relatives), the START COPY button and then the infamous JAM icon lights up and the machine starts to beep…. beep, beep….beep…. beep, beep…. and you start to SWEAT!!!

(beep…. beep, beep….beep…. beep, beep….)

(Oh God!!! I hope nobody walks in right now!)

(beep…. beep, beep….beep…. beep, beep….)

The person BEFORE you left papers jammed all through the copier.. and didn’t take the time to read the simple directions, “Lift Handle, Open Latch A, Pull Lever B,  Remove Page!!!”  How hard can it be???? SHEESH!!!!

Hey Phil-The-Photocopy-Phreak… you may not be one of those dudes that shows up with a short-sleeve dress shirt with a tie, hush-puppies, a briefcase full of Hannibal-Lecter-type tools and inked stained hands but, we’re sure you can read simple directions!!!!

How about the next time you try photocopying, the weekend football poll numbers, a new cabbage soup loose-30lbs-in-30-seconds-without-exercise diet recipe, your bum (at the office Holiday Party), a stack of jokes (since you’re email is monitored) or the recipe for that yummy new snack Margie in Accounting made for today’s work Steelers Party….. you take 12.5 seconds out of your busy-ass day to FIX the paper jam, Ya Jagoff!!!!!!

Thanks to Twitter Follower @MrVinnieSays for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher! 

Photocopier Prank:  The next time you know that someone like this is going to the copier, get to it first.  With marker, write “If you jam it, fix it Ya Jagoff!” on a blank sheet of paper.  Make 50-60 copies of it and then take those copies and load them into the blank paper tray.  Shred your original and leave.

The next person to use the copier will be FREAKED OUT as they search the copy glass, their originals, etc, etc. as to how the writing is getting on their page!!

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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Dave DiCello, Pittsburgh Photographer

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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff

We are at Bocktown Restaurant yakkin’ with yet another AWESOME Pittsburgh photographer.

What is this HDR camera stuff?

What is the craziest thing he has done to get the perfect shot?

I have a cool iPhone camera, can he help me?

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For being AWESOME hosts with great food!!

For the production!

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