Geraldo Calls Out Duquesne University

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Duquesne University Wecht Institute is planning an academic panel about the Kennedy assassination as it’s 50 year anniversary comes around this October.  Because Geraldo was the first to air the Zapruder film, he had been invited to moderate the event.

But then, like many other self-important males who drink too much and own a smart phone, Geraldo tweeted a “selfie” pic of himself and then, like all of those who second guess themselves after being drunk with a smart phone in theirhands, apologized for the tweeted photo.  Well, the folks at Duquesne University have chosen to un-invite Geraldo from the October event because of his tweeted pic.  And, did Geraldo say to himself, “Ahhh .. yeah.. that WAS dumb of me to do what I did.  I probably should just accept the fact that some people think I am scum since I gave them ammunition to think as such.

Nope.. he fights back on Twitter with:

Just heard Duquesne Univ cancelled my appearance at JFK assassination panel because of ‘selfie’. Fact I first aired Zapruder film less impt.

Followed by:

Duquesne’s cancellation of my JFK panel appearance is pretentious censorship Do students agree with administration? Am I banned for life?

Yes Geraldo.. the fact that you were a talking head when the Zapruder film was aired … (not that you shot it or discovered it) IS less important!!  The fact that YOU think that YOU are more important, or even relevant in 2013, is the kind of thinking that led you to taking the “Selfie” pic in the FIRST place!!!  And good try and trying to get the students engaged ins something.. again.. trying to make yourself relevant!

And by the way, your “selfie” pic seems to have a bit of a different look and hair color from your Twitter profile pic:

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A little wishful thinking?

Hey Geraldo, you should thank Duquesne University for helping to make you relevant!  That’s what you REALLY want… to be talked about.. relevant when the facts are, you haven’t been relevant since the whole swing-and-a-miss BS on the Al Capone vault stuff!  Shut up and go back to your male-dancing gig at nursing homes, Ya Jagoff!!!

 

How Many Street Cleaners On Our City Roster

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Nope.. it’s not the Pittsburgh Parking Authority that’s getting it today.  They did the RIGHT thing!  It’s this mysterious team of City bosses that don’t understand how the rest of the world and REAL business works.  See Full Story in the “Newspaper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us”   HERE .  (And if you wanna know why we say “Newspaper Whose Name Is Now Banned By Us” click here.)

Does anyone see the ironing, I mean the irony here?  Urine and spilled beer have been piling up in the South Side for 6-7 months.  The South Side.. where garbage piles up faster than dirty laundry in a college freshman’s dorm!  And not one person complained UNTIL they got an inappropriate parking ticket.

But wait!!!  The reason that the streets haven’t been cleaned is because THE…yes, THE…. as in one….not two.. ONE.. THE “driver assigned to the route was out with an injury.”  Does this not make ya nuts that there is one street sweeping person responsible for the  South Side. And the poor person is injured and nobody can cover for him/her?  Nobody else knows the South Side streets?

One question.. have you ever gone on vacation for a week and, when you get back, you regret ever leaving because all of the work has piled up while you were gone?  Imagine THIS person coming back to work.

Doesn’t EVERYONE in the world have a back-up!

President of the United States/Vice President of the United States

Police Chief/Assistant Police Chief

Kickball Captain/Kickball Co-Captain

Intersection Unshaved/Unclean Flower Sales Guy/OTHER Intersection Unshaved/Unclean Flower Sales Guy

Stanley Cup/My Neighbor’s Foil Replica Stanley Cup

Everyone has a back-up except for, of course, the person that hasn’t been able to run the Street Cleaning Curb-pee-scrubbing  machine around the South Side.  And we are not sure why.. we don’t believe there was a salary cap issue when they brought on a line-painting rookie out of Fresno State!

Soooooooooooooo can some of you City bosses paaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze appoint a Co-vice-Assistant-Substitute-Second-String-South-Side-Street-Cleaner-Person, Ya JagoffS!

 

Yakkin With Ya Jagoff – Captain Andy, Just Ducky Tours

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We are yakkin’ with Captain Andy of Pittsburgh’s Just Ducky Tours!

He has been piloting the duck boat and making people QUACK for more than four years.

He talks about driving the Duck Boat around Pittsburgh and I do my best to irritate  the CRAP out of him with one of those silly quacking thingies!

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