A Truly Unique Peter Parker!

YJ-Hydrant

 

Not much to add to this pic from Penn Hills!  Of course, I used the Jagoff-estrator to point out the fire hydrant that this Peter Parker seemed to miss despite the fact that it is bright yellow with an orange top and there’s not a thing higher than it, in the this-has-been-the-longest-winter-ever brownish grass field!

Maybe the car is part dog and it has to take a pee???

To repeat our Jagoff Catcher, “The whole street is open and ya pick the exact spot of the fire hydrant to park,” Ya Jagoff!

 

Thanks to @jayempea from Instagram for being the Honorary Jagoff Catcher!

Colonoscopy Day

YJ-Colonoscopy

 

I mean really.. what else needs to be said?

I clean myself out. I go into a doctor’s office where they know the misery that I have been through to this point and the misery that I will endure during the procedure and the post-procedure flatulence that any bachelor party attendee would pay to have!!

I-pods are now the size of watches…can we not get some kind of smaller camera for the butt-light, Ya Jagoffs?

Man Parts Removal?

YJ-BoxCutter

Well, if ya didn’t think THIS would make national news and embarrass the rest of us Western, PA’ers….

Police said Gerald Lee Orock Jr., 56, of Fombell, who was on the couch of the apartment, told them his wife, Lisa Jones-Orock, 39, of 327 Orchard Ave., Apt. 404, had tried to cut off his private parts with a box cutter.

Full Story in New Castle News Here

The sad part for the guy is, it is now documented by police, that this his wife only needed a box cutter to do the deed.  You’d think he would have had the sense to bribe the cops into  documenting that his wife needed a chain saw, a pry bar and the New Castle Fire Department’s Jaws-0f-life to cut that through thing!!!

Hey Gerald and Lisa…. good work  bringing national attention to New Castle.  They just don’t get enough recognition in non-Fireworks season!

Not sure what led to such pent up anger, but hopefully, it’s a little more than Gerald beating Lisa in the “farting game” and Lisa being a sore loser when Gerald yelled, “Ooooooo you ate it!”  But, I doubt it, Ya Jagoffs!

 

And thanks to Kim @lipstklibrarian from Twitter for being forwarding this story and being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher!