Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – The Crock Pot Moms (Lisa and Jess)

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We’re yakkin’ the Crock Pot Moms​ at the Pittsburgh Public Market​

What we cooked was tasty and, despite me being near kitchen appliances, nobody got hurt!

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The New BMW Construction Vehicle

 (Travel has me tied up so recycling this post. It’ still relevant.)

The above photo (minus our Jagoff-astrator notations) came to us with this caption:

Who needs a truck #jagoff ?

Haaaa… (sniff)… haaa.. that’s kind of it, RIGHT?   This is another one of those “Damn-it-I-wish-I-had-gotten-the-SUV-or-Pickup” posts. (See the previous hot-tub post here)

The first thing I thought of when I saw this pic was, “Boy that DYI Channel sure is bringing out the handyman in everyone!!”  I can just see this guy.. he gets up in the morning, goes to the spa, runs to Starbucks for a cappuccino-carmel-double-shot-of-vanilla-with-a-whole-lotta-other-crappa-lotta, has a cup of yogurt and says, “Honey, I’m gonna go put in a french drain today!!  But before I stop and get the pipe, I have to stop at Macy’s to get a flannel shirt and a pair of those work jeans, the kind that have the tool-holding-hooky-thingies on the hip.”

As an FYI, I am absolutely HORRIBLE at home repair products.  Like, if you were calling a list of people to help you with a home repair project, I would be on the list BELOW your drunken Uncle Stush who will only come over if your fridge is full of Iron City cans.

So back to the BMW…. I wondered if this was a special option for BEAMER drivers who like to smoke but don’t want the second hand smoke to blow toward their kids in the back seat.  Then I thought, maybe this is a FANTASTIC new church-pipe-organ-entertainment-center option.

But NOPE!  It is what it is.. a BEAMER hauling stuff.

And to “Steely McBeamer” (that was crafty, huh?) if ya have enough $$ to purchase that nice car, don’t ya have $19.95 to rent the Home Depot truck for an hour OR hire the “We Haul Anything Including Your Sleeping Mother-in-Law” people from the Pennysaver or Craig’s List, Ya Jagoff?

 

Thanks to our Virginia-based Twitter Follower and Honorary Jagoff Catcher Lowell Murray.

 

Don’t Forget!

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Hawaiian Walking Jagoffery

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The photo above is from Hawaii.  Yes, paradise has Jagoffs too!  I’ve used the Jagoff-estrator to highlight the Jagoffery.

Here’s the tweet  that accompanied the pic:

You’ve seen these before.. walking Jagoffs.  They come in various shapes and sitches (which means “situations” in cool-kids talk from what I hear).

Walking Jagoffs #1: Walk down a street despite the fact that there is a fully accommodating, capable, available sidewalk.

Walking Jagoffs #2: Walk down a street or cross in a crosswalk in front of our car, texting and walking slower than a turtle comedian trying to overemphasize how slow turtles walk.

Walking Jagoffs #3: The person in a shopping center parking lot that you considerately give the “Royal Wave” to cross in front of your car and then they walk diagonally to their destination vs. walking a straight line to cross in front of you, getting past the front of your car, and THEN turning toward their destination.

Walking Jagoffs #4: People that you let cross in front of your car and then they do that, “I’m making it look like I’m running but I’m not really running” routine.

Walking Jagoffs #5: People that you let cross in front of you but don’t acknowledge a “Thanks.”

So to the happy paradoxical paradise pedestrians (yeah.. I did that all by myself), get on the sidewalk before a car creeps up on ya and beeps a horn making you SHART in your paradise pants, Ya Jagoffs!

 

NOTE:

Thanks much to Melissa Chang for the Tweet and for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher.

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You can follow her blog (all about Hawaii eating and stuff): Frolic Hawaii: Urban Mix Plate and on twitter and Instagram @Melissa808

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