Jul 17 2014
Have ya ever heard of the “one-armed wall-paper hanger?” Me thinks he went out and bought himself a new box spring.
Or is it that, “Two Men and A Truck“ delivery now has a 1/2-priced competitor, “1 Man And A Sedan?” But thank GAWD they are following the OSHA protocol for delivering a mattress or box spring… holding it with one arm while driving across a bridge!
I mean, not even Sid Crosby’s forearms could hold that thing if it flips or slides and he’s been squeezing tennis balls for forearm exercises since he was 6 months old.
Is this driver an octopus that is also holding a cigarette, cell phone, eating a donut and holding a coffee that also has a yip-yip dog on his lap?
Is this driver one of the retired X-men, Bungee Cord man?
C’mon sedan man Stan, everyone in Pittsburgh has at least one “friend with a truck.”
But just a quick question…. inside that car, are you driving while sitting on a night stand?
Get on the internet and find a truck, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks to @DaStayHomeMomma for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today. Great pic.