“That Guy” At Work With The Fake 32″ Waist

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Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town????  That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago!

Then ya have these other guys that REFUSE to concede when it’s time to buy a bigger pair of drawers.

They refuse to admit that a 32-inch waist was 12 years and a lot of Fiori’s pizza, beer, Mancini Bread and Dunkin Donuts ago. And for SOME reason, they STILL snug-up that belt to the worn-out 32-inch belt notch of yesteryear…presenting that oh-so-awesome Michelin Man look!

Some guys even shift the belt down their pelvis so that the ol’ 32-inch feels a little more comfortable especially after a “walking lunch” through the Arts Festival fried food venodrs!   They stand up straight, shimmy the belt down with their thumbs and say, “yep, there’s a THIRTY TOOOOO down here somewhere!”

Guys,  if ya have to push your belt down to your thighs to find yer 32-inch waistline, AND YOUR NOT A RAP ARTIST, it is time to say “hello” to a BIGGER belt and maybe stop tucking in the Steelers jersey into your jeans during black-and-gold day at work, Ya Jagoffs!!

This Truck Driver TRYING To Turn Around

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Not sure how many of you know that truck-driving song, “Give me 40-acres and I’ll turn this thing around…..” but this guy looks like he needs 89 acres!!  This is the message that came with the photo from the Bridgeville area:

@YaJagoff here’s a jag off for you- backing out of the Knight’s Inn in Bridgeville. Left huge ruts.

So this guy woke up from a restful sleep in the all too comfy Knight’s Inn which, I think, is just a step down from staying overnight in a dumpster, and tries to head out of town.   Does he look for a way to use his Rosedale Technical Institute, 400-level course on performing under pressure?  Nope!  He needs out in a hurry so just backs the thing over the curb, grass, trees, whatever… ruins the grass and heads on down the road…. no NAME … no BLAME!!!

But wait.. are we too quick to judge?  Is it possible that he was delivering trees?  Is it possible that, in this picture he was trying to camouflage his truck and forget it was SLIGHTLY longer than a Smart Carl?  Should he get a merit award for being able to back up and completely block oncoming traffic?

Nope.. not quick too judge.  Our Jagoff Catcher watched it all go down.. ..she OBVIOUSLY had nothing else to do until while the tractor and trailer were perpendicular to traffic!

Hey semi-guy, let’s give you the CB handle of “Sod Buster.”  And Sod Buster, we’ve always been told that there is always a truck driver that graduates last in their truck driving class…. but they all get the same driver’s license!  We’re guessing you are the one in YOUR class.

We suggest you park the truck and start looking at delivering used cars acrossthe country.. ESPECIALLY SMART CARS!

In the meantime, thanks for the new terrace farming site in Bridgeville Ya Jagoff!

 

Thanks @DLDietrich from Twitter for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!!!

 

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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – The Sax Man

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Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakking with Reggie.. the guy that plays the saxophone outside the Pittsburgh sports events.

What’s his favorite song to play?

Does he know people thing he’s rude?

Watch him as he taunts people on the Clemente Bridge.

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Reggie is not on social media so, next time you see him, TIP  HIM and tell him you saw him on the Ya Jagoff video.

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