Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff! – Krish Mohan

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Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We’re yakkin’ with Krish Mohan, Comedian,  Raman Noodles Website

How he got started

His “very Indian” mom on Facebook and Twitter

His “relationship” with the TSA at the airports

Our Skee Ball “Challenge” at Latitude 40 in Robinson

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Ravens Fans On News Truck

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OK.. so winning the Super Bo  (we said in yesterday’s that we wouldn’t mention it again) big football game played in New Orleans on Sunday is exciting.  Especially for the inexperienced fans.  What do I do?  Bang pots and pans like  New Years Eve?  Do I dump a large container of Gatorade on my pap like the players do to the coaches?  Do I head to some central area of town and scream and holler, high-five and fist-pound my buddies and thousands of people I’ve never met?

Well SURE you do if you’re a veteran at winning the championship.  But, if ya live in the Baltim , I mean, some town in Maryland that sounds like the Harry Potter character, Lord Voldemort, then you do STOOOOOOPID things!

Seriously.. watch video below of these novice celebrating fans….

As it begins you see the News 45 Reporter getting nervous

00:15 there are guys stripping on top of the News 5 car

00:27 some knucklehead tries to climb the live-truck’s microwave mast

01:05 knucklehead fans chanting “U-S-A, U-S-A!” (Notice they are NOT chanting something like GO RAVENS!”)

01:27 more guys get on the roof of the News 45 car and start bouncing

End—– Frightened reporter is ready to become incontinent of stool AND urine!

Full video…..

So while we refuse to talk about what major sporting activity lead to this celebration, the GOOD news is, it doesn’t matter of we mention it or not cuz most of those in the video (the U-S-A chanters for example) don’t even know WHY they’re gettin’ NUTS!!

The best part of the entire thing………..they decided to get nuts, i.e. ruin a news truck WHILE ON LIVE TV AND BEING RECORDED FOREVER!! And, more than likely, for the court case that decides who pays for the new News 45 truck!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. (pee trickle)………haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. (snort)…………haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Hey Ravens RATBIRD fans….good luck getting OR keeping that job after this video gets passed all around YouTube. Hopefully you haven’t invested too much into college cuz climbing-on-top-of-and-ruining-a-news-truck videos is PROBABLY a slight deterrent to some HR manager putting your resume at the top of the pile OR making the decision to NOT fire you.

Good luck in court when you get caught, “Dancing Queens.”  And one little tip on celebration jagoffery…..the next time you decide to act out, you MIGHT want to make sure it’s NOT in front of a live TV camera recording all the evidence, Ya Jagoffs!

 

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Super Bowl ….Oh Man This One Hurts

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OK.. this feels like one of those Mondays we have when the Steelers lose!!!!  GAWD!!!  To see those Ratbirds, especially Ray-I’ve-Come-To-Know-Jesus-And-He-Will-Absolutely-LOVE-My-New-Ring Lewis, hoisting that trophy.  Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepressing. But let’s just discuss it and NEVER mention it again!

It’s over now and we don’t have to deal with the Ravens or NFL Commissioner Roggie Go-To-Hell for a few months.  And, our excuse for ignoring this whole debacle when the Ravens come to play next season will simply, be, “Hey, that was LAST SEASON…. whaddaya got now!

By the way, a funny, funny tweet came in when the lights went out at the stadium last night…. it was this pic with this caption……

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Super Dome technician hard at work #drumroll

That was from @BiggDeck.  LOL!!

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo anyways… if this post sounds like SOUR GRAPES… that’s because it is!!!  But time to move on sooooooooooooooooo go ahead Ratbirds… enjoy that SECOND trophy.  When I come down to the Inner Harbor in the spring for crab cakes  I’ll bring a high-def photo of the SIX that we have in our trophy case, Ya Jagoffs!!!!

 

 Yeah.. we invoked the standard “6 trophy” phrase for this one as it is listed in the Pittsburgh Steelers Fan Manual, Page 23, Paragraph 1, subsection 3!

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