May 25 2012

Seriously? What The…???????? Funniest “Peter Parker” Yet!

This seriously MIGHT be the funniest, oddest “Peter Parker” Jagoffery yet!!!!  (Click HERE for a Peter Parker definition.) 

This is the note that came in with the photo:

This car was parked between 2 speed bumps, 2 stop signs and in a crosswalk at the K-Mart in North Versailles!!!

Wait!  Let us describe what you’re seeing just in case you do not get the outrageousness of it.

This car is LITERALLY parked in between two speed bumps.  Speed bumps that make you stop, at the STOP SIGN that you see, to protect you from hitting cars coming from your left and right on the driving lane.. WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE WHERE THIS CAR IS PARKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haaa.. haaaaa…..haaaaa… (SNORT)…haaaaaa…haaaaaa….(TRICKLE OF PEE LEAKAGE)…..haaaa… (INADVERTANT FART)….haaaaaa (SNORT)!

It looks like this driver took us up on the concept of using “bowling bumpers” to help Pittsburghers park inside the lines.  On the other hand, they have no idea how to figure out the difference beween a “parking line” and a speed bump.  Hey, given that you PARKED on a thru-way, we’re guessing you ALSO are one of those drivers that tries to cut of .000000000521 seconds of driving diagonally through the parking lot just to miss an intersection.

Haaa.. haaaaa…..haaaaa…  (INADVERTANT FART)….haaaaaa…(SNORT)…haaaaaa….(TRICKLE OF PEE LEAKAGE)…..haaaa…haaaaaa (SNORT)!

Guessing that K-Mart isn’t too busy.  So NOT busy that people don’t notice any cars driving and therefore have no idea where the driving ends and the parking begins.  Sort of like the mystery behind those edgless pools!

Hey Funniest-Peter-Parker-Ever, one way to look at it is, WE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO COULD PARK STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately you just happened to park IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROAD, Ya Jagoff!

 

Thanks to Denise M. for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher for today’s post!

Hey, it’s almost BEACH TIME.. Myrtle, Outerbanks, Jersey Shore.. don’t forget a beach chair that CLEARLY states you’re from Pittsburgh

and that this is

YOUR SEAT!!! 

Click the pick to get to the ordering page.

 

 

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May 24 2012

Alcohol and Chuck E. Cheese = Tossed Salad

While we were writing yesterday’s post this story came up. Already we knew what today’s post was going to be.

The bottom line, a drunk lady, Patricia Koontz of the Pleasant Hills area, had too much to drink at the Collier Township Chuck E. Cheese and then dumped a salad, NOT SPILLED ACCIDENTALLY, dumped a salad on some kid’s head. (Full WTAE story here.)

Oh man.  Leave the alcohol to the imature ones and this is what you get.  Someone who can’t control their drinking and gets kicked out of a sporting event, gets kicked out of a bar, gets kicked out of their house or, as in this case, just dumps a salad on a kid’s head and ends up on our page.  STANDARD STUFF!

Now some kids have been known to toss their cookies at Chuck E’s place but a salad?  Let alone an adult?  Of course, we have seen adults performing various acts of Jagoffery at Chuck E. Cheese.  Like the two grandparents that stood at the little basketball throwing game and handed each other balls, dunked them repeatedly and got about 978 lbs. of tickets.  By the way, 978 lbs of tickets at Chuck E Cheese gets you 2 sticks of gum and a comb!

Patricia, you are now famous. Hope that this is pleasant day in Pleasant Hills.  Surely, your neighbors will be proud and we SERIOUSLY doubt you’ll be asked to bring the salad to any Memorial Day picnics ESPECIALLY if there are going to be kids attending. By the way, how’s that part-time baby sitting job going??  You seem to be GREAT with the kiddos.

Chuck E. Cheese sells beer to calm everyone’s nerves OR to give the fathers a reason to hang out without being embarrassed.  Patricia took it a little too far.  I mean, what parent DOESN’T want to drink after 15 minutes of being at the insanely loud, sensory overload, Chuck E. Cheese??

Let’s see…. beer where kids are running around screaming. To that we say, go ahead Kennywood, move forward with your plans to sell alcohol it the park.  And to Patricia Koontz, thanks for embarassing the rest of us nationally.  Is there any way you that can simply say you were just trying to help the kid simulate a vegetarian alien with that bowl of salad on his head?

Maybe not!  Trish-the-upside-down-dish, we voted, we think its time to move away to a city that more aligns with your class.  We are sending you the “apartments for rent/houses for sale” web pages from Philly and Cleveland, Ya Jagoff!!

 

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May 23 2012

Kind Of A “PeterParker” and Kind Of Just A Plain Ol’ Jag… Well, YOU Know!

Well, it doesn’t get much better, i.e. EASIER, than this. When a follower does the photo work AND the writing, well, we know we’re having an impact on Jaggy-Nation! LOL.  (We have to be careful because we CANNOT let this stuff go to our heads!)

This is the post that came with the photo on Facebook:

I live on the Northside and our street is being paved today so I found the perfect opportunity to get a JAGOFF shot with my camera…Any other time Verizon makes ya wait for service.. Ya Jagoff’s!

Haaaaa.. soooooo right!!!!!  We guess the thing is, when you can get a Verizon service tech, ya gotta take one!  And in case you have any trouble reading the yellow type on the pic, she’s telling us that the Verizon tech had to keep moving his truck back and forth to get out of the way of the road crew!!!  Now that’s about as efficient as the one-person garbage truck stuff we posted!

Well, we can’t let this go without making SOME kind of comment, i.e. we can’t be TOTALLY lazy!

Hey Verizon guy, thanks for coming out and working so hard to keep your customers happy.. NEITHER RAIN, NOR SNOW, NOR SLEET, NOR PAVING and all that kind of stuff!  But with how many times you had to move your truck, we are concerned about your concentration on your work.  Ya see, we’ve seen those “Three Stooges” videos where the Curly hooks up the plumbing to the electric box and water sprays all over the dinner guests when Moe flicks the switch for the chandalier.

Hey Verizon Higher-ups, given your billing practice history (including our own which is why we are now with AT&T) we’re guessing that, once you see this photo,  you’ll find a way to roll up some new ”phantom” road-resurfacing charge into everyone’s next bill.  Might be time to change the slogan to “Rule the Air AND THE ROAD,”  Ya Jagoffs!

 

Thanks to Connie Boyd-Concannon for being our Honorary Jagoff follower today!! 

And don’t forget to vote for our Whiskey Cocktail.  If we get the prize, we’re giving it away to some charity!

CLICK HERE and then CLICK LIKE on our photo once you see the drinks!

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