Inmate Files Law Suit on Behalf of Steelers

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Only in Pittsburgh would this make news.  Well, that’s not actually true… this stupid story has made national news and, gets a spot here because it’s embarrassing to the rest of us Steelers fans.

The summary:

an inmate from a Mercer County PA jail, has filed a law suit against Roger Goodell and the NFL, asking for Temporary Emergency Injunction on the NFL Playoffs until the Kansas City/San Diego game, or simply the field goal attempt, can be replayed, thus, potentially giving the Steelers a spot in the playoffs.

Story on WPXI

Yeah….are you thinking the same obvious thing as I am on this?  “Boy, with their Catholic background, are Art and Dan Rooney gonna be ticked when they see how bad this penmanship is.

OK, that’s not REALLY what I thought when I read this and, ya already look pretty damned silly for not using a straight edge for those underlines!

If you look on the WPXI Facebook page, quite a few people thought the same thing…”WHUT??? They get to watch NFL games in jail????????????????????????

Zachary Boso Who cares… I am more pissed that inmates get to watch TV.

Well, at least, in jail, someone’s around all day to wait for the cable guy to stop by sometime between 8am-5pm if they have a problem.

But my favorite comments were:

  • Dominic Tirabassi I would have chosen a different font. <——–HYSTERICAL ALLEY OOP

                   Nick Miller like comic sans <——–NICE TIP IN

The only thing that didn’t come up on the Facebook page was, how far this guy’s tongue was probably sticking out of the side of his mouth by the time he got to the end.  Also, unfortunately ya can’t see the bottom of this to see if he got tired of keeping everything on the same line so added legs to some of the letters to make them all the same height.

Hey guy, we love your spunk and passion but….that poor penmanship is really embarrassing the SOAPWORD outta the rest of us in Steeler Nation.  Don’t ya know the old rule of writing a crazy letter… write, don’t send it, re-read it the next day, throw it away and feel better!!!!!

But here’s what WOULD have put you to the top of the heap on the internet… if you would get ol’ Roger Go-ta-hell in that jail of yours and give him a little “Scared Straight” routine!

(You get all up in Roggee’s face, spittin’ on his cheeks and stuff)

So you think you’re the #$^%$## king of the world, huh?  So you think everyone should kiss your mutha $%^#@@ NFL ring? You da big man, Right?  Mr. Tough @#$@!!# Guy!  What?  You gonna pee your pants you little @#$@#$ sissy boy? You ain’t commissioner of @#$#@ around here, you and your nice suit and hair!

Now THAT, would have made you a reality star instead of making us all look stooooooopid, Ya Jagoff!!

 

Handling Jagoffs The “Philadelphia Way”

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OK… I am going to give you a minute to think about the picture above and why it made a good Jagoff post.

(You’re thinking.)

(You’re thinking.)

(You’re still thinking.)

(You’re tired of thinking and ready to click off of this blog post.)

The photo above is how ya handle Jagoffery in Philadelphia.  Here’s the conversation that ensued when I received this picture.

 

Are you kidding me?  Nope!

And who hasn’t been ticked off at “that person” that pulls up to the grocery store outside Red Box machine to get out and “only take a second” to return a movie and get another one.  Who hasn’t been peeved at “those people” that stop, at  green light, and let someone out of their car in the middle of traffic and then they have to take a few extra seconds to chat about who-knows-what?  Who hasn’t been behind “that car” whose driver believes their ability to jump out and back into their car Seal Team 6 style so they sit in the road and leave the door open with their four-way flashers on.

In Pittsburgh, we simply take their picture and post them on this website.  In Philly, they ride by and BASH the car door! Ya gotta love it.  Of course, they give you some chance… they don’t count to 10 before making a move, they make themselves try to spell the word Schuylkill out loud which probably takes about as long as one of us trying to spell Monongahela!  So that is a fair chance.. certainly more than 10 seconds!

Hey there City of Brotherly Love-ers, we don’t pay YOUZ GUYS many complements but, gotta tell you, you have made us think… maybe we should invest in Jagoff.com labeled demolition cars that ride around just bashing into cars that drive and park like… well… you know.

But know this Philly, no matter how we like your treatment of double-parker-Jagoffery, we still hate the Flyers, Phillies and Eagles, Ya Jagoffs!

 

Special thanks goes to Facebook Follower Gina for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.

 

 

 

Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Susie Meister (MTV Star and Pittsburgher)

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Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakkin’ with Susie Meister, a Pittsburgher who has been on MTV Road Rules, in Maniac Magazine and now has her own national podcast, The Meister Piece.  We’re talking important stuff like her favorite Primanti sandwich and Pittsburgh Cookie Tables.  We’re both magazine cover celebs as you will see.

Click the pic below to get to Susie’s website.

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For the production!