And You Thought the SMELL of McDonald’s Was Addicting



Yeah… that smell that McDonald’s pumps out of their restaurants, addicting…(wish this blog was scratch n sniff) but not quite as addicting as what Shantia Marie Dennis was allegedly passing out at an East End Pittsburgh Micky D’s.

“The way that the deals would happen is that the customer looking for heroin was instructed to go through the drive-thru and say, ‘I’d like to order a toy,’ ” wrote Mike Manko, a spokesman for the district attorney’s office, in an email. “The customer would then be told to proceed to the first window where they would be handed a Happy Meal box containing heroin.”

Read more in the PG

Jeeeeezus…. I know how crazy impatient I get when the drive through line doesn’t move fast enough waiting for that @#$@#$ minivan that ordered a happy meal for every stick figure posted on the back of their van!  I can’t even imagine the gas-revving, honking, huffing, sighing, looking-around, what-the-hell-is-going-on-up-there-neck-stretches that a heroin would be doing.

Hey Shantia Claus…nice move.. Pittsburgh is famous on the internet thanks to you and your special gifts!

I think I see a Heroin Happy Meal diet book deal coming, call it “The Junk Food Diet” (haaa get it?  The JUNK!) how to eat 47 Big Macs and fries every day and LOSE weight.  Looks like you’re gonna have lots of time to write, Ya Jagoff!!!

The Cold Weather Jagoff (A Must See Photo of Pittsburgh)


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How many times this week have you bitched about the cold?  How many days in the past two weeks has the weather been the top story on the news?  How many times have you felt that cold wind blow up trough the crotch of your trousers or through your skirt making it feel like ya had a Peppermint Patty between your legs?

Our cars are dirty, our gas bills are high and our faces are chapped to the point that, if I bumped my nose on something, it would probably break right off.  And if I could only get the damned thing to stop leaking continuously  every time I go in doors, I’d be happy.  And so would the dry cleaner that cleans the cuffs of my shirt sleeves and coats.

But wait… Pittsburgh photographer Dave DiCello takes a picture above and suddenly, I love the winter…. look how great Pittsburgh looks in the middle of the coldest winter in 20 years.

Dare I say…”Bring on more ice so that Dave can take more pics?” Hell no!  I won’t take my life into my hands like that.

In the meantime, ya know there are many interpretations of the word, “Jagoff.”  One of them is like saying, “we cool bud.

So, hey Dave DiCello, awesome pic.. thanks for making me forget about all of my bitching about the cold for a few minutes (at least until I had to go back outside and start my car) Ya Jagoff!!


Watch the Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff video with Dave HERE

Find the Dave DiCello website and Pittsburgh pics for sale by clicking on the logo pic below.




Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Burghman


Welcome to another “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakkin’ with Pittsburgh’s ambassador/super hero Burghman.  You have seen him at  Light-Up Night, First Night, outside the Pirates games but what is his story?  What are his super powers?  Can I be a sidekick for him?

Watch the video below.

Follow Burghman on Twitter @Burghman and Facebook 

Click the logo below to go to his website for

Comic Books

Super Water

Super Chocolates




For the production!

Special Thanks to the Toonseum for letting us in!