Hair Peace Charities – TONIGHT!!!

A little break this week from Quotes On the Bus to bring you this message.

This event is tonight and we are hoping some of you have no plans and will now MAKE plans to attend!  It’s a great event.

This is coordinated by CBS-Traffic Reporter, Bonny Diver.

As you may know, from our video interview with Bonny (below), she is a Breast Cancer Survivor. She started Hair Peace Charities.  The organization raises money to help women buy wigs while undergoing chemotherapy treatment. Hair Peace Charities can also help people with prayer quilts, meals, cards, flower planting and so much more.You will see a number of media people there 

Please consider attending!!

 Hair Peace Charity

You can watch our interview with Bonny.  She discusses her cancer and the charity about 2/3 of the way into it.

Please make sure you visit, and possibly donate to, Hair Peace Charities

A True Pittsburgh Parking Jagoff!!

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We still seem to have a bunch of Honorary Jagoff Catchers out there checking for “Peter Parkers.”  The inbox, Twitter feedFacebook and Instagram feeds are full of  ’em!  They continue to come from Hawaii, Minnesota…you name it.

But this one, is from our own back yard… the North Side.  Here’s the message that was with the photo on the Instagram post:

the white van is the van I’m driving. Person who parked in front of me is a #Jagoff

So the question is, did this person KNOW what they were doing and try to pin the white van in?  Or where they doing the in-the-middle-of-talking-on-the-phone-grabbing-their-backpack-looking-for-parking-meter-change-in-their-cup-holder-trying-to-press-their-remote-lock-and-get-outta-the-car-in-a-hurry maneuver?

Wait!  Maybe the person driving the SUV was interested in changing their car’s transmission on their lunch hour so left enough room in the front to drag in a transmission hoist!

Or, is it possible that this particular driver is used to driving a transit bus with one of those bike racks on the front?

FYI, we think it’s literally impossible to get out of your car, look at that parking job and say, “Yeah, that looks good!”

Sooooooooooo, Rubber-Baby-Bump-My-Bumper (see what we just did there), “space” is more than something that you “took up” in high school.  It’s what Mr. Van Guy would have appreciated behind your HORRIBLE parking job.

In the past, we have recommended to others like the Mr. Van Guy to which this has happened,  to go get a nice warm drink, sit with it relaxing on some bench across the street and, when you came back to your SUV, have them take their THUMB AND POINTING FINGER IN THE PINCHING POSITION, and  pretend to squish your head over and over from many angles like we were in 4th grade.

In the meantime SUV driver, Mr. Van Guy would appreciate it, while you’re there, if you can use your vehicle-back-up camera to check him for polyps.  You’re certainly close enough, Ya Jagoff!

Thanks to Instagram Follower, StreetMaterial03, for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

Suggestion… click the pic below to print of your very own Ya Jagoff Parking Tags.

 

 

Pens Lose To The……… ahhh FORGET IT! Let’s Pick on Mike Milbury!

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Well….. whodda thunk?  The Penguins go up 2-0 in the early first period against Philly.  Somehow or another the game goes upside down and we are down 4-2.  Then, in between fights and penalties, the Pens draw within 1 goal with almost no time and then tie it with even LESS time.

Twitterverse was going NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then suddenly, with even less-less time, the Flyers take the lead again while Pens goalie RB is taking swimming lessons on the blue paint in front of the net.  With the Penguins standing around him, it looked like a postcard for the Pittsburgh Zoo, PPG Aquarium exhibit!!!!!!!!!!!

But this isn’t a sports blog and we are not about to call out the beloved Penguins so early in this Jagoff-of-a-half season.  So we turned our pent up anger toward an easy target, almost as easy as Cris Collinsworth, unemployed hockey coach/administrator turned NBC NHL announcer, Mike “I wanna be outrageous like Canada’s Don Cherry” Milbury.

Milbury and his Thug Friends come on before and after the game and in between periods.  They say stupid stuff!  And their stupid stuff sounds like REALLY STUPID stuff when the Pens are losing and their REALLY STUPID stuff sounds like REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID when the Pens are losing to the Flyers after being ahead!

So let’s get at him while I’m still ticked…

It’s well known that Mike Milbury, as a hockey coach/administrator was a total failure.  His NHL reporting, is about the same but he continues to get paid and now seems to be carving himself a circus-personality like Hockey Night In Canada’s infamous Don Cherry.

Hey Mike DINGLEbury, keep up the good work.  With the kind of credibility you’re building, you might soon be promoted to selling balloon-busting-darts with a traveling carny group, “3 darts for a buck!”  In the meantime, since you seem to idolize Canada’s outlandish Don Cherry, we thought we should re-post our Draw Something  work to HELP your image.

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Do us a favor, please SHUT UP.. just SHUT UP during Pens games, YA JAGOFF!!

 

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