Ohio Drivers In The Fast Lane Jagoffs

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What Pennsylvania driver DOESN’T know this drill?

Whether your on the Ohio Turnpike, or making the Western PA/Eastern OH annual pilgrimage to either Ocean City, Myrtle Beach or the Outer Banks, you often see it.  Drivers, representing the Buckeye State, in the passing lane, cruising along at a speed limit of MOSEY, chatting, singing, pointing out landmarks and having absolutely NO CLUE why you are passing them on the right and yelling nasty things or giving them a hand signal… (and I don’t mean playing airplane with your flattened hand in the oncoming wind!)

Click the video panel to see the 6 second VINE video of this driver being passed!

(If you don’t see the video panel, click HERE to watch)

We know that catching an Ohio driver, going as fast as a 3rd grader on a Big Wheel up a hill, is much easier to notice than a Sasquatch.  But, maybe this will be an education module that can be passed to all of them to change their habits.  If they realize that we’re making fun of them they will get out of the way.

So let’s just make this simple…(just in case the Ohio-ans are still living on My Space and can’t watch the video, LIFE IN THE FAST LANE mean’s EXACTLY that.. FAST.. so go fast Buckeye Motorist Bozos, or move the hell OVER, Ya Jagoffs!!

 

Special thanks to Alex Duffy for TWO reasons.  

1) for sending us this Vine  of a Jagoff

2) for posting the very first interview of ME on her new blog, Duffy Dossier, here.

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Aaron Watches It For You – The Lone Ranger

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Aaron Kleiber watches movies for you so that you can miss them and STILL talk cool at work and at weekend parties.

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Jagoff Parkers Today – Including Something Moscow

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Welcome to the Friday-which-was-supposed-to-be-Thursday’s-but-wasn’t-because-it-didn’t’-get-finished-due-t0-the-internet-outage blog post!  We have another PLETHORA of “Peter Parkers” today.

For those that are new and don’t have a clue what a “Peter Parker” is, here’s our s’planation:

Peter Parker – Well, there’s a nickname for “Richard” that one might use to describe how these people park BUT “Peter” seems like a better word since, this is a family show, AND it flows better ….with Parker so you get, “Peter Parker.”

Let’s get started.

The guy in the pic above, the classic car, caught in the Sheetz in Hampton… maybe he had a case of the “Sheetz Shitz” and didn’t have time to park because, I guarantee that, when he gets that thing to the next car cruise, he knows EXACTLY how to park it so that he even has room for his lawn chairs, umbrella and “How I Restored This Baby” photo album!

And look at this?

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Can ya get any LOWER than parking like a Jagoff at Lowe’s???  Who knows, maybe he is like me, and on his 4th time BACK to the hardware store within an hour for a single project and he was in a hurry.

Then check out our boating friend at the Harmar Giant Eagle Express……betting that he’s the guy that causes the wakes down by the kayak’s too in his “Hey look at me I have so much money I can afford the gas in and SUV AND a SEA-DOO!

 

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But then Arizona checks in with the Element in front of the local pharmacy.  Maybe he wasn’t prepared for when SHE WAS READY… this is more emergent than a beer run!

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You should be quite impressed on the next two!

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Thank GAWD I paid attention in Sister Anecita’s geometry class.  She told me that protractor stuff   would be helpful some day!  (I now feel bad for spit-balling her). Little did she know it would be for a blog about Jagoffs!!  She’d be sooooo proud!

Of course, in typing this, I had NO IDEA how to spell the word “Isosceles” and, when I typed it in wrong, my spell checker popped up with an icon of Sister Anecita who growling and waiving a ruler at my knuckles.

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And since I had to look up the word Isosceles, I figured that I would make good use of it ….using it twice in one blog post.  The Sister Anecita spell checker didn’t pop up the second time but, if she would have, I probably would have sent a spitball her way via my hollowed-out pen…. Just like the old days!

And check this one… ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way from Moscow!!!!

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You’d think that, outside the Kremlin, you’d be responsible about PUTIN your car between the lines!!  (Did you see what I just did there??  PUTIN??)  I actually made my own damn self laugh on that one which means I have a REALLY, REALLY sad life!

And sometimes these things just write themselves…Smart Car and…

 

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Hell, they should have just put that thing into one of those HUMUNGOUS Walmart carts and taken it inside with them!

In closing.. remember.. keep some chalk in your car so that you can take a picture like this:

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Special thanks to @MikeyP3258, @bioengiNERD5, @BigDaddyBlink, @lucylcb, @DanaSheehan, @bp1458 and @LilBitSassy on Twitter and Robert Schuster from Facebook for being our Honorary Jagoff Catchers today!!

 

 

 

 

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