It’s kind of like a parking wedgie!!!
For those times when you WISH you could…. this Jagoff Catcher one-ups the Jagoff #PeterParker from the yellow car.
Here’s to hoping that the driver of the Mercedes parked their car, purchased some movie popcorn with some extra butter, a super large pop tankard and some Junior Mints. Then after that, hoping that they sat and relaxed on a bench across the street, in a Hannibal Lecter maniacal kind of way, and, when the yellow car driver came back to their vehicle, the Mercedes drivers used their thumb and pointing fingers, IN A PINCHING configuration, to fantasize about squishing your head over and over from many angles like we were in 4th grade.
Hey driver of the I-bought-this-car-car-to-make-up-for-my-small-physical-characteristics car, next time you’re trying to park, call ahead, we’ll put up the bumper railings like they do on kids bowling alleys, Ya Jagoff!
Well…… what can I say!! I’m honored!
And the cool thing is, if it wasn’t for yinz guys reading my silly little blog, watching the videos and sharing them… well, I’d still be picking my nose and eating cheese curls every night or even worse, writing stalking letters to Jodie Foster, as opposed to staying up to 2am every night writing snarky blog posts!
So, no snarkiness today. Just a bunch of blushing and warm feelings inside (no, I didn’t pee my pants…as far as I know).
Just wanted to say THANKS to Pittsburgh Magazine and all of you for reading my stuff! You can see all of the 60 Favorite Things and the Readers Poll winners here.
Oh shoot.. the music is starting to play me off… um.. I’d like to thank my mom, dad, God, my kids.. um, my producer.. shoot… I don’t have one of those… um… thanks to…um.. I know I’m forgetting someone .. um… Good night.. and THANKS!
I found a bunch of my old First Communion Cards in a box. They still had money in them so I bought some gift cards to earn more Giant Eagle Fuel Perks and have randomly selected names of followers to which to give them. If you’re name is listed below, email us at YaJagoff (at) comcast (dot) net, subject line PRIZE with your mailing address! We will mail you a random gift card!
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Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff
Long before there where smart phones and rampant social media, Pitt Girl grew a blogging audience like no other in Pittsburgh. She set the standard for local bloggers.
We are Yakkin’ with her about her “Make Room for Kids” fundraiser, toast, favorite girl scout cookies and which TV anchor person would play her in a movie. Aaaaand we get chased by PPG Security (not a movie chase scene kind of thing with smashing cars but definitely chased.)
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