Well, you know what it’s like, right? You’re hanging with your buddies. A few drinks happen. Ya start to argue about the Steelers’ chances in the 2015 Super Bowl, have heated discussions about the Pens new coach and how argue how one if you’s an #@$hole because he thinks Pedro Alvarez has to go. Before that conversation turns into a fight, you change the conversation with the words:
Ya know what we should do?
And then everything that follows is usually as series of bad choices but, heck, what have you got to lose BECAUSE YOU’RE IN THE 11TH GRADE!!!!
But these guys, mid-20’s guys thought it was a good idea to ALLEGEDLY have a few drinks and take some golf carts for a ride at 10:30-ish at night. At some point, they get out on the road, crash and…..the best part…. a neighborhood guy chases them down by RUNNING!!! Haaaaaaa… haaaaaa….(pee trickle)…..snort… haaaaa.
See WPXI Story from Cara Sapida (@WPXICara)
This turns out to be one of those embarrassing stories that you and your buddies make a pact that you’ll NEVER tell anyone what happened EXCEPT for the fact that……the older neighbor chased your 24-year old ARSE down and called the police and then somehow it got on the news.
Boys, since ya seem to like drinking and driving golf carts (which is what most people do despite the fact that they call it GOLFING) here’s a joke you can tell the boys during your hot-dog turn the next time you’re out.
Q: Why does a golfer where two pair of pants?
A: In case he gets a hole in one!”
What’s that you say? That joke is childish?
To that I say, no more childish than 3 mid-20 dudes who let a few beers ALLEGEDLY convince them that joy-riding in golf carts 10:30 at night is good idea, Ya Jagoffs!
Once again, someone who doesn’t have a friend with a pick-up truck. You can click the pic above and watch the 6-second Vine video of the new Venus Fly Trap Mattress and Box Spring set.
Was “Two Men and a Truck” too expensive? Was the discount version of them, “One Man and a Sedan” not available? At least the “One Man and a Sedan” would be professionals and know the protocols for moving a mattress at 55mph… i.e. reach your arm out the window and hold the mattress down while you drive and talk on the cell phone about how excited you are about your new bedding.
I guess there won’t be any problem getting that mattress around a corner once they get it home. It should be pretty doggone flexible after flapping around at that speed!
Oh, the reason this is called the Venus Fly Trap Mattress and Box Spring set? Because of amount of bugs that will be stuck in between the two by the time this guy gets to his destination.
For crissssakes! Befriend someone with a pick-up truck, Ya Jagoff!
Thanks to 321Blink Videographer @Scott@Peters for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
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This might be the unique-iest (how about THAT made up word) Jagoff post so far. At least as far as work-related Jagoffery is concerned.
This photo was sent to us by fork lift professional that opened up the back of a tractor trailer to unload it and saw what you see in the pic! It’s for realz. We know the fork lift driver.
The really cool thing is, the fork lift driver knew EXACTLY what to do with this situation. Did he file “potential damage” forms at work? No! Did he report someone for doing a poor job of loading? No! Did he yell and scream about the people that loaded this truck? Well, maybe for a little while UNTIL he decided to take a picture of what he was seeing and sent it to us!!!!
He also documented that, sending it to us, dropped his blood pressure AND frustration level by at last 50%!! See? We’re clinically proven… 9 outta 10 dentists approve us!!! (The 10th one was a Jagoff!)
There’s not much to say about this… it is what it is. Here’s what WE are wondering…does the person that loaded this point left or right when they are referring to HEAVEN and/or HELL?? And are they sooooo confused with arrow use that they wear one of those, “I’m With Stupid” t-shirts and the arrow is pointing directly up at their own face?
Then we thought, what if a true YINZER was doing this box.. they might have put the arrow facing downward because, the would have thought “dn” meant “DAHN!”
We have no idea who loaded this but we sure are appreciative that it was sent to us. The contents of the boxes, by the way, are kitchen cabinets. And, just in case the same guys, that loaded this truck, are the some people installing the cabinets…..for the record, the granite stuff that comes NEXT goes on TOP of the cabinets, Ya Jagoffs!