This is my buddy Alex B. He’s an awesome kid and even a MORE AWESOMER player of Mario Kart.
A few weeks ago, Alex represented the Jagoff-nation at the Chachi Plays gaming fundraiser. You may recall I did a contest for someone to represent the blog at the fundraiser since I paid for a gaming slot but barely know how to switch back and forth from the record player, VCR and the cable box on my plasma screen TV.
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Alex scared the BaJEEZUS out of Chachi and the gang when he showed up with his very own steering wheel. HE was ready to throw down and get all up in Chachi’s grill! (Is that what kids say these days?) After an hour, Chachi turned out to be the winner but, I have requested that all of the equipment be confiscated and calibrated by county officials.. cuz you know how honest county officials can be!
Either way it’s all good because the Chachi Plays event this year benefited the Toonseum and Dreams of Hope. BTW, you can still donate if you like by going here.
Thanks very much to Alex for reppin’ us, answering the bell, giving one for the Gipper, taking it one game at a time and leaving it all on the field.
And, if I was Alex I would have said, “Why did it take ya so long to write this up and put my @#@#% picture on this website, Ya Jagoff?“
Came across this minivan loaded with more #$@* than a Kardashian news story. It is loaded with metal things to the point that the back tires are nearly rubbing on the tri-colored fender. If your kitchen’s junk drawer had wheels and a driver, it would look like this thing. I’m sure there are a couple of unmatching salad spoons and/or long lost hold-the-corn-cob-stabbers laying in the bottom of that car.
Can you guess where this car was going?
Hint: Almost no where at the speed it was traveling and how low it was to the ground from the weight.
As it turns out, this driver was headed to the metal recycling company.
My thoughts? Keep on driving and pull that ENTIRE car into the metal melter. With that weight and the recycle weights, you should be able to at least get a Smart Car that you can carry mattresses on top of by holding them with one arm while you’re driving Ya Jagoff!