In the above pic from the WPXI website is the girl who paraded around the CMU campus, a few weeks ago, as the Pope with no clothes on the bottom half of her body. Well, yesterday was her day in court. And an awesome WPXI photographer just kind of followed her around in the City Court lobby….just kind of waiting.
You can see the full WPXI Raw Video. It almost makes ya feel bad for her, because you can see that it’s getting on her nerves.
At one point in the WPXI video, she gets some paperwork and then walks swiftly by the camera….COVERING HER FACE WITH THE PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh! NOW. she wants to COVER UP?? Hide her stuff?? Well, so much for that whole “I’ve-gotta-right-to-do-anything” stuff, huh?
One simple note, to ya Parading Parading Patty, as we aptly named her in our first blog post here, that whole “covering up” thing…. if you would have done that the day of your parade, ya probably wouldn’t have been in court yesterday!! Ya Jagoff!!
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So the Pens lost last night. We need someone to sacrifice and beat upon today sooooooo nobody better than the Senators’ Chris Neil!
Yeah, we get it!! You’re the Senators’ tough guy. Yeah, you’re supposed to act like a “meat head.”
And, yeah, if for some strange reason Ray “the General of NHL General Managers” would ever trade for your sorry ARSE, Pittsburghers would PROBABLY let you in under Article 3, Subsection 7, paragraph 3.3.4 of the Kasparitis-Rissling-Tochett-Samuelson-People-We-Used-To-Hate rule!
But in the meantime, Chrissy, since we don’t wanna call out our own team for playing last night’s final power play as if it were a penalty kill and causing a very, very, very inappropriate late game-tying goal, you’re the target.
So given that, I think you should be beaten by my 8th grade nun, Sister Anecita, like she did to our buddy Dirty Kurty when she caught him running copies of a football pool on the office mimeograph machine. Why? Just because you’re Chris Neil,Ya Jagoff!!!
Note: OK, that rant and the sweet memory of that mimeograph machine made me feel MUCH better! How about you?