Jun 6 2014
It’s been a while since we’ve posted a unique “Peter Parker.” Don’t know what we mean by “Peter Parker”, go here.
This pic was taken on Smallman Street in the Strip District and, it may not be what you think it is. We sent out our SJU (Special Jagoff Unit) investigators to look into this. They seemed to indicate that, in the words of Curly from the Three Stooges, this driver is a “victim of soy-cim-stances.”
And while this story seems to be far fetched, here’s what REALLY happened. This very responsible utility truck parked in the Strip District. And, like seems to happen all too frequently these days, landscapers came and installed a curb, mulch and a Guest Parking sign, right underneath the truck while it was innocently sitting there. And to top it all, they didn’t even install all of that straight, so it looks like the driver of the truck didn’t know how to park.
And if, they scratched the truck by installing the signage too close to the truck, there will be hell to pay, I assure you.
By the way, utility truck driver, you should probably work on getting a few more jobs. Nobody in construction, that is actually working, has that clean of a truck. Are you just carrying rows of tubes and utility boxes on a vehicle to look , cool!
And to the ig’nernt people that sneaked in and installed the random landscaping under this truck to make the driver look bad, please come to my house. I don’t care if you install things crooked or not.
In the meantime, hey Pittsburgh…… can we pallllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze learn how to park or, at the very least, park so we’re not ruining someone else’s stuff? For some reason, you can jam a Winnebago into space too small for a min-cooper at a Steelers parking lot tail gate but, the local store or hotel parking lot, we get more outta control than a drunk Jeff Reed fist. Learn how to park Ya Jagoffs!
Thanks to @PapaSendro412 for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
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