Hot Dog Work-Lunch Jagoff

This Facebook post came across and I honestly laughed out loud (LOL for you NON-Initial-buffs).

“Today was Hot Dog Thursday at work. One of my co-workers had 5 dogs. I didn’t have a chance to get any and I didn’t bring lunch.”

The subsequent posts included:

“I posted a pic on your wall. It’s damn close to what he actually looks like. If there was any food left I would have been glad to include that pic. Sadly there is nothing left. Nothing. I think he might have shot the condiments right from the bottles directly into his yap……. I am freaking starving right now!!

The submitted photo (above) was PERFECT since I have a rule that I won’t post people’s actual faces unless their famous.

Who DOESN’T know that person at work that will eat 4 helpings of the free buffet, bring their kids in for the company cookout, takes a doggie bag home from the employee cover-dish or even eat someone else’s food out of the work fridge??  Unfortunately because of this, John, our Facebook friend was relegated to  walking around his work place trying to figure out who might have a stick of gum or, even worse, trying to figure out who might have a bag of 2013 Halloween candy hidden in the bottom of someone’s desk drawer.  All because his coworker thought he was in the  Nathan’s Hot Dog eating trials!!!

Five Hot Dogs at work??  Hey Mr.Takeru Kobayashi “wanna-be,”  the Pittsburgh Pirates have an All-You-Can-Eat section that includes hot dogs.  Take some of your First Communion money, get a ticket and go eat everything in site so that our man John can get a morsel or two from the work lunch.  We all hope you had a helluva NITRATE HEADACHE at your desk, YA JAGOFF!

 

Thanks to Honorary Jagoff Catcher and Facebook Follower, John R for his tip!!

Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – Norman Childs, Eyetique

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Welcome to another “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We are yakkin’ with the President of Eyetique, Norman Childs about eye glass fashion, fashion eye wear Jagoffs, Wiz Khalifa glasses, me modeling his eye wear in a thong and then, I want him to make me a singing star!!

Watch the video below.

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After-Mass Driver Jagoffs

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So let’s play a game.

What is that building in the picture above?

Answer: A church.

What does that church represent as far as the people in side?  (Be nice… just play along)

Answer: People that do and think good, goodness and kindness.

So given that, what in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hell happens to these people once church lets out and they are all trying to get home to see the Steelers kickoff or get the last close-to-the-front-door parking spot at Eat n Park????  They all be come violent nuts edging each other out of the parking lot merging spots, beeping at the guy that’s pulled up front to let granny and her walker get in the car and throwing up hand signals.

Seriously… I am just trying to get home without any dents in my fenders!  Breakfast is served 24 hours.

Take your damned turn.  This doesn’t have to be a MASS CASUALTY incident, Ya Jagoffs!!  (like how I did that?)