Things That Sound Better In An Announcer Voice

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That guy in the picture?  That’s public address dude Dom Errico. @SteelCityVoice on Twitter.

Are there some things that sound better in an announcer voice?

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What ELSE should Dom say?

What ELSE would sound better in an Announcer Voice?

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Pop Goes The “Pipe Bomb!”

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This story from the TribLive, New Kensington area was made just for us.  Quite honestly, we’re fairly sure that, because this story is sooooooooooooooo stupid, that this guy was doing this just to get a free “Don’t Be A Jagoff” t-shirt!

Here’s the first line of the story in the Trib:

A New Kensington man, Greg Domanski, injured himself Thursday morning when he allegedly set off a pipe bomb at the house next to his on Seventh Street.

Read the entire story here.

Haaaaa… haaaa.. (snort).. haaaaaa… haaaaa…(pee trickle)………….. haaaaa!!

Seriously… he made a pipe bomb and then tried to set it off AT THE HOUSE NEXT TO HIS which… if you read the Trib story, you will see that his house was only a few feet.. yes FEET.. from the house he was trying to blow up.

But it gets better… when the thing went off, he got hit!!!  Kinda like throwing darts and forgetting to leave go of the DART, huh??  LOL!!!!!

Hey there Greggy… we think you forgot to print out a couple of the “how to blow some stuff up with a pipe bomb” blog post you were referencing!!!  The part where you are supposed to put the pipe bomb somewhere NOT near you own house is probably in a foot note somewhere.

The only thing that would have made this story better is, if, when you were trying to place the pipe bomb on the house next to your house, you would have had to use your two hands for something which would have forced you to hold that pipe bomb between your KNEES!!!!  BOOM!!!!

And then when someone testifies at your hearing, on your behalf, and they start with “That guy’s NUTS….” then we could stand up and respond…”Were found 4 blocks away!”

Haaaaa… haaaa.. (snort).. haaaaaa… haaaaa…(pee trickle)………….. haaaaa!!

Greggy-boy, ya might want to stick with scrapbooking pictures of your enemies. It’s a lot easier on the fingers, Ya Jagoff!!!!

 

Thanks to Shelly Rae from Twitter for letting me know about this and being the Honorary Jagoff Catcher for today.

 

Caught: A Fort-Pitt Bridge Cutter SASQUATCH!!

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This blog has been up and running since January, 2011.  And, while what is captured in the photo above happens on a regular basis, I have not been able to capture one with a camera…and can be somewhat of an enigma… just like a Sasquatch.

But….the hunt is over!

Yesterday, as I was driving through the “bath tub” area, I saw this guy….by using the right lane, he passed all of the traffic in the center and left lanes approaching the Fort Pitt Bridge. And just as he got to the split, BOOM! …cuts over into traffic with a My-Time-Is-More-Important-Than-You move!

This spot is yet another one of those spots in Western Pa. that, if a cop was placed there every day, we would be able to cover whatever City, County or Port Authority debt there is.. .by issuing Jagoff fines to these drivers… OR…even worse…making them sit in traffic and listen to Barney The Dinosaur cassette tapes!

Hey Sasquatch, you are not as rare as the few pictures of you doing what you’re doing.  You made my day finally getting capturing this on a photo.  I know that there are more of you lurking out there.  The only thing I am disappointed in is, I had to take the right lane.

I would have LOVED to follow you up to the bridge and capture you in your real habitat… driving in traffic on the bridge…more than likely… stopping in your lane, with your turn signal on, blocking everyone else, until you can get to where YOU wanna go, YA JAGOFF!!!