Boston Bruins’ Shawn Thornton

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We’re talking hockey today.  If you don’t like or understand hockey, by the time this blog post is over, you will neither understand hockey or like hockey any more than you do now.

Saturday night, the Penguins went to Boston to play the Bruins.  In the first period:

1) Pens defenseman, Brooks Orpik, takes out a Bruins player with, some say was a questionable, thumping hit.

2) The Penguins’ James Neal appears to knee the Bruins’ “Jagoff in Residence” Brad Marchand while he’s kneeling on the ice. Play stops.

3) The Bruins’ Shawn Thornton is sent to the ice during the play stoppage and slew foots Brooks Orpik to the ground then proceeds to punch him in the face, with his gloves on, and renders Orpik unconscious… and eventually he receives a stretcher ride off of the ice.

The video of the play is below.   The Orpik hit is at the 28 second mark.

All of the stuff listed above… bad.. bad.. and more bad.  But….Shawn Thornton’s Epic-Orpik-Knock-out REAL bad.  Orpik had zero chance to defend himself.

And after that, Boston-CBS Reporter, Matt Kalman wrote an article calling out the Bruins for their goonism… a pretty fair article calling both teams wrong but the Bruins even WRONG-er! (Yes I know that’s not a real word.)  You can see the article here.

If you read it, you will see tons of comments of Boston fans calling this Kalman out.  But the one that dragged my eye down the page, to the point that my eye was sticking to the computer screen, was this comment:

Dave Silva 

time to attack those girly losers in pittsburgh some more. Hey muslims, we have a target for your dirty bomb.

Wait, are you serious?  Hey you illegitimate son of Bill Belichick and a random Salem Witch, are you from the same Boston that everyone supported after being bombed??

To sum this up, Brooks Orpik came home with the Pens that night after a hospital visit.  And one has to believe that he is frustrated beyond belief that he didn’t get to throw a punch at Thornton.  Lots of pent up anger!!!  I pity anyone who cuts Orpik off in traffic, or takes the last mall parking spot away from him or breaths wrong in his general direction.

In the meantime Shawny T… good luck sleeping.. we saw your mea culpa video but not going to publish here on purpose.  Trust me from my Catholic School Days.. guilt is a bitch!  In the meantime, stop watching RoadRuner/Wile E Coyote re-runs… when people get hit like that in real life, they don’t just blow into their thumbs and re-inflate themselves.

If ya want to show Orpik and the NHL you’re sorry, go punch the @#@$ out of that guy Dave Silva how made the “bomb Pittsburgh” comment and even further embarrassed your city, YA JAGOFF!!!

 

Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff – The Pittsburgh Glass Center

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A special Fri-DEE edition of “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!”

Ever hear of a bull in a China shop? How about a Jagoff in a glass shop? We are yakkin’ with Heather McElwee, Executive Director of the Pittsburgh Glass Center. You have to see some of these glass creations! And no, there are no glass pierogies as of yet!

There’s big stuff going on tonight at the Glass Center and all weekend long.

Free open house featuring heat defying acts of art and a contemporary glass art exhibition.

Make your own blown glass ornament for $35 or a fused glass ornament for $25.

Click the pic below to find out more.

Glass Center

 Also follow the Pittsburgh Glass Center on Twitter @PGHGlassCenter

THANKS TO:

For the production!

Don’t Forget To Order Your  T-shirt for the holidays.

Click the pic below to see the store.

Discount Mattress Delivery???

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When you get a “discounted” mattress, I guess it stands to a reason that you probably don’t have the extra $35 to pay to have said mattress delivered.

The the tweet that came in with this photo yesterday.. yesssssssss, yesterday, this is Breaking Jagoff News!!!  And it got the full royal treatment including the Jagoff-estrator!  Anyway, here’s the tweet:

@YaJagoff C’mon seriously!!! The 18 Wheeler behind him is NOT seeing the humor in this

Yeah.. me thinks the 18-wheeler, driving behind this guy on I-79, is potentially looking at a completely different idea of a SLEEPER CAB if that thing blows off.  And, since the car underneath is the size of a tricycle, it potentially could all just fly backwards into the oncoming truck’s windshield!!

This scenario kind of flies in the face… (like how I just did that?) of the Subaru slogan, “Confidence in Motion.”  Nothing about a mattress flopping up and down at 60 mph exudes confidence in motion.

Wait… maybe we are all being punked and this is a Subaru commercial to show how fuel efficient the cars are even WITH a mattress acting as a 45-degree wind-wedge!  What’s the over and under on 4 miles per gallon?

Do the Subarus now come with an external roof-top airbag in case of sudden rollovers and this one accidentally deployed?

NOPE!

I mean REALLY….what was this person thinking???  Everyone knows that you’re supposed to put your left arm out the window and grab the mattress with your finger tips until they or raw in order to safely stabilize a humongous mattress to the top of a pint-sized car that is driving 55-65 mph on a highway according to OSHA standards!

Dude, face it, you’re driving a Subaru.. you should be sleeping on an AIR mattresses and sleeping bags, not real mattresses.  (Yeah, I just stereotyped there and it probably wasn’t fair.)

You pay to have pizza delivered!   For crissakes, pay the extra few bucks and get the thing, that you’re going to sleep on the next 10 years, delivered so we’re all not having to leave as much space behind you on the I-79 as we do for the old guy who farts in the Walmart check-out line, Ya Jagoff!

You can see previous mattress/furniture moving genius pics here.

 

Thanks to @Steveliv708 for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher!!