The “Jagoff” Left!

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Surely you have heard of the “Pittsburgh Left.”  What you see in the photo above is, a complete lack of respect for other drivers, selfishness and what WE would call, the “Jagoff Left.”

We’ve all been in the wrong lane at some point (happens all the time on McKnight Road near Ross Park Mall) and then you’re stuck.  You look to see if you can take advantage of a 12-14 inch opening in between 2 cars and you dart over into the lane you want.  It sometimes results in you getting a horn but, if you smile, gave a fake “thanks buddy” wave then, well, no biggie!

And sometimes you are forced to go the direction you didn’t intend to go but you drive until you  find a safe place to turn around and get back on track.  Of course, the whole time you’re doing this your GPS voice won’t shut the hell up… “Recalculating… Turn Left Ahead…Recalculating, Make First Right.. Recalculating.

But not THIS Monroeville driver…..he/she made a mistake and.. well, they’ll just fix it by just pulling in front of someone.  And no doubt, when that someone beeps and yells at them, this Monroeville driver yells back as if its the OTHER guy that’s the Jag!

Hey you might wanna get off that phone and stop talking with your hands and concentrate on where you’re driving cuz you’re making a great case for installing sub-bumper-tire-flattening-torpedo-darts on all future car models, Ya Jagoff!!

 

Thanks to @SixDegreesPGH for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.

 

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Punxsutawney Phil – Final Play

Nothing else needs to be said… it’s the end of March and we just got pounded with snow! Yes, we know we live in Western Pennsylvania and the weather is crazy. But not NEAR as crazy as that “EARLY SPRING” B.S. Punxsutawney Phil dished out on national TV!!!

Phil, you’re lucky MOST of the people that were there at Gobblers’s Knob to hear your prediction on Groundhog Day were too drunk to remember it and hold you accountable. The rest of us are just PEEVED that we put blind faith in a ground hog and really believed that an early spring was coming, Ya Jagoff!!!

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Saturday Comedian Rant – Shane Dolan

 

 

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Trying something different this week.

Showcasing some of Pittsburgh’s comedy talent.

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Quotes on the Bus back next week.