Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff! – Olga Watkins

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Welcome to our weekly “Yakkin’ With Ya Jagoff!” segment.

We’re yakkin’ with Olga Watkins of the Olga Watkins Band about

The group’s song “Drink Up Yinz Bitches!” (The 2013 Version is Now Available)

Her Jagoff Guest Blog Post about National Anthem Singers

She’s a chef too.. WHAT????

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Burglars and Funniest Home Videos Combined

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What’s that Don Henley song?  The End of an Innocence!!

Whatever happened to 20-ish year old couples running through the woods naked when they get lose, in a campground, late at night?  The end of their innocence!  Well, betting more money than I lost at the Rivers Casino over the past month, that once someone identifies them from their late night raid of the Fox Den Campground cash register for $300, that this dynamic late-night duo will WISH they would have gotten caught by her shot-gun-wielding dad half-naked under a pine tree .

(See story and entertaining video from WTAE, Ashlie Hardway here.)

How could they possibly get caught you wonder?

Let me apply my SJU (Special Jagoffs Unit) ultimate crime-solving skills on this.

1) This was at a rural campground.  Chances that this was someone that works there or who was camping there? 99.231445%

2) They sneak in through the front door as casually as if they are raiding the band camp fridge for leftover pizza so have ZERO camouflage. Chances that someone recognizes them now that this has been all over the news? 99.2331144%

3) They touch. yes TOUCH..the surveillance camera and cover it.  Of course, this is only AFTER it has taped them in the room for over a minute with their non-burglar-like attire.  Chances that left a finger print? 99.64421% according to my scientific calculator from college.

Soooooooooooooo Bonnie and Clutz… (yes, I came up with that myself), hope the night out at the campground was worth it.  The folks at the local juvenile detention center are standing there with their door open just waiting for you, just like the Penalty Box Official at a Pens game when our man Matt Cooke would step on to the ice OR just like the Dunkin Donuts worker at THEIR front door when I’m within 30 feet of the place!!

You had ONE night out… and you chose to be BURGLARS instead of sneak-away-BUNK-BUDDIES under a pine tree in the weeds!!!  You shoulda chose the latter cuz, once you’re caught, life’s gonna get a little more complicated than simply trying to explain to your parents how you got poison ivy in sensitive body areas, Ya Jagoffs!!!

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Fred Sanford’s Ghost Driving in the Fast Lane?

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What do they call those bands that cover all of one band’s songs?  I think they call them “Tribute” bands whether the group is good enough to pay tribute to the original band or not.

(Note: Why is there no Gladys Knight and the Pips tribute band???)

Well, we caught the Fred Sandford “Tribute Truck” full of stuff driving on Route 65…..in the passing lane…. and not wanting to pass, or even come close, to the truck in the slow lane.  Just cruising along.

Maybe in couldn’t go any faster or, quite frankly, maybe it needed the junk heap itself but noooooooooooooooooo, there it is not letting anyone get around him and not giving enough room to go in front of him!

(Note: No the license plate did not say OHIO!)

Freddy, Freddy, FRED-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… what are ya doing???  Please take your bedframe-mattress-carrying-scrap-metal-scrap-wood-scrap-drywall-and-probably-a-month-old-open-package-of-Twizzlers-baking-in-the-sun-on-the-frunt-seat-duct-taped-fender truck and putt-putt-putt in the slow lane!! Some of us have to get home BEFORE you get to the neighborhood so that we can get our junk to the curb before YOU start riding through the neighborhood, Ya Jagoff!!!