A Hush Over Pittsburgh!

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Pirates get crush and crush US.  Steelers are 0-3 as they head to London and it is officially Fall…(the really pretty season for about a couple of weeks leading to some dreary days that football USUALLY helps us feel better.)

So, we thought ya might need a little pick me up.

Pittsburgh is getting a 40-foot duck this Friday.  The Pirates’ Zoltan shirt can be changed a little bit to help us with the Steelers’ stuff and, above all, know that Mr. Rogers will tell you,

It’s such a good feeling to know you’re alive.
It’s such a happy feeling: You’re growing inside.
And when you wake up ready to say,
“I think I’ll make a snappy new day.”
It’s such a good feeling, a very good feeling,
The feeling you know that we’re friends.

Let’s all hang in there Ya Jagoffs!!!!

What music will you be playing today as a pick-me-up?  Comment below.

I Do WHAT When I Hear A Siren?

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Oh.. we have been waiting for forever to catch one of these.  We have seen it but never got a pic!!

I’m sure you have seen it… an emergency vehicle blows its siren… everyone pulls over to get out of the way and then there’s that ONE DRIVER……that thinks “Oh my! This is very nice of all of these people to move out of my way.  I think I’ll put my headphones on and be on my way!

Well, this guy drive THROUGH the intersection while everyone else, INCLUDING THE AMBULANCE WITH ITS LIGHTS AND SIRENS ON, stopped!!

Here’s the tweet that came in with this photo above.

My commute this AM, this guy didn’t stop for an ambulance on 65. Must have been an important phone convo.

Oh yeah… go ahead.. make your business deal.. order that breakfast…tell that secretary to get a memo out…. don’t worry about PAYING ATTENTION TO DRIVING.  My guess is, while you’re on the phone, ya probably forgot what that Turn Signal thingy does too, Ya Jagoff!!!!

Special thanks to Albert C for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!

It’s All Fun Until Someone Loses An ……

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80-year-old Donald Martin had a property line dispute with his neighbors in Rochester, PA (Beaver County). So he did what ANY neighbor would have done to rectify the problem…he hopped on his tractor and used it to sling large rocks and tree limbs at his neighbors!! Who needs a magistrate anyway?

Has he not heard of the phrase, “Let he who cast the first stone… be posted on Ya Jagoff.com?

At some point, the Rochester police were called and Spunky Don ends up with criminal complaints against him for doing this THREE TIMES.

According to the WPXI story, the police almost had to use a stun gun on Spunky Don. WHAT IN THEEEEEE HELL WAS IN HIS RAISIN BRAN????

Thank goodness someone had some sense and got the police involved before this ended up as something out of a Looney Tunes:

The neighbor comes out of his house with a cup of coffee, an errant rock knocks the cup out of his hand, he falls sideways, knocking a bucket of water  off of a window ledge, dumping the water on to some outside Christmas lights, thusly causing an electrical short that causes one of the street’s transformers to explode on a telephone pole, which scares ANOTHER neighbor’s cat who SCREECHES and JUMPS and freaks out Mr. Locke’s dog (if he has one), who then tries to CHASE the cat and pulls on Mr. Locke’s arm soooooo hard that his arm pulls out of its socket, thusly causing Mr. Locke to CRAP his pants from the pain which, in turn, causes Mr. Locke’s dog to CRAP in the yard just over the disputed property line and GUESS WHAT???? Mr. Locke has NO Pooper Scooper baggie with him to clean up the doo-doo and the situation finally culminates at the point that made Spunky Don sooooooo mad in the first place. (Now who HASN’T been that mad at a neighbor that doesn’t clean up after their dog?)

Ok..tht’s a lie too but its mildly more entertaining and just as immature as what REALLY happened.

Hey Spunky Don, we have one SIMPLE question for you. This has been going on since June! Do ya think you might have cut all of this nonsense off-at-the-pass by using the tractor to drive over to Mr. Locke’s house with an apple pie (even if it was store bought), giving Mr. Locke a friendly little tap on the shoulder and asked him to bring out some al a mode ice cream then sit down and chat this up, Ya Jagoff??