It’s Girl Scout Cookie Season (Still On That New Years Resolution?)

It’s almost Girl Scout Cookie season, THANK GOD!!!  I thought I still had some left in the freezer from LAST season but, NOPE!  (And those Thin Mints are DEEE-lish frozen).

Guessing that I ate them all while watching all of the episodes of NBC’s ”The Biggest Loser!”  Yeppir, while I was watching those heavies get yelled at by the coaches, I was downing a sleeve of Thin Mints or a row of Samoas per episode WITH a glass or two of milk! (Skim of course)

As a matter of fact, the more the Biggest Loser coaches yelled, the more anxious I’d get and tap into the first couple of cookies from the next  sleeve or row!!!  And ya KNOW ya can’t EVER leave behind a partial sleeve or row of Girl Scout cookies!!!

After the “Biggest Loser” show was over, I would feel guilty and go a little more healthy – I would back off the heavy cookies and eat of few Trefoils.   Guilt be gone cuz they have no icing!!!!

Maybe it’s time I write a diet book.  Diet books ALWAYS make MONEY.  Here’s how mine would go:

Forward: By Jack LaLane’s Ghost Writer (Really a ghost)

Chapter 1: Don’t Eat that 5th Slice of Pizza!

Chapter 2:  Why Did You Eat the 5th Pizza? (Subtitle – Why Are You Even Reading This Book If Yer Not Gonna Listen?)

Chapter 3:  No More Snacking After 9 (A.M. that is!)

Chapter 4: Put Down the Remote and GET UP To Change the Channel Chubbins

Chapter 5: Take Yer Dirty Clothes Off of the Treadmill

Chapter 6: Have Some Pride, Step On Your Own Scale and Stand In Front Of Your Own Mirror!

Chapter 7:  How’s That Weigh Loss Resolution Going???

And, of course, the Closing Remarks would be one simple sentence, JUST PUSH AWAY FROM THE TABLE, YA JAGOFF!!!!!

OK.. remember to order those cookies!!!!!

Chance to Win Pens Tickets

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We have a contest to win Pens tickets for the game on January 20th against the Panthers.

It’s simple stuff.

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Click HERE to download the Android or iPhone App

Use Keyword Jagoffs

 

Once you download the BarSmart App, go to CONTESTS and enter your email address for the contest to win the tickets.

Winner will be notified via BarSmart.

 

Inmate Files Law Suit on Behalf of Steelers

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Only in Pittsburgh would this make news.  Well, that’s not actually true… this stupid story has made national news and, gets a spot here because it’s embarrassing to the rest of us Steelers fans.

The summary:

an inmate from a Mercer County PA jail, has filed a law suit against Roger Goodell and the NFL, asking for Temporary Emergency Injunction on the NFL Playoffs until the Kansas City/San Diego game, or simply the field goal attempt, can be replayed, thus, potentially giving the Steelers a spot in the playoffs.

Story on WPXI

Yeah….are you thinking the same obvious thing as I am on this?  “Boy, with their Catholic background, are Art and Dan Rooney gonna be ticked when they see how bad this penmanship is.

OK, that’s not REALLY what I thought when I read this and, ya already look pretty damned silly for not using a straight edge for those underlines!

If you look on the WPXI Facebook page, quite a few people thought the same thing…”WHUT??? They get to watch NFL games in jail????????????????????????

Zachary Boso Who cares… I am more pissed that inmates get to watch TV.

Well, at least, in jail, someone’s around all day to wait for the cable guy to stop by sometime between 8am-5pm if they have a problem.

But my favorite comments were:

  • Dominic Tirabassi I would have chosen a different font. <——–HYSTERICAL ALLEY OOP

                   Nick Miller like comic sans <——–NICE TIP IN

The only thing that didn’t come up on the Facebook page was, how far this guy’s tongue was probably sticking out of the side of his mouth by the time he got to the end.  Also, unfortunately ya can’t see the bottom of this to see if he got tired of keeping everything on the same line so added legs to some of the letters to make them all the same height.

Hey guy, we love your spunk and passion but….that poor penmanship is really embarrassing the SOAPWORD outta the rest of us in Steeler Nation.  Don’t ya know the old rule of writing a crazy letter… write, don’t send it, re-read it the next day, throw it away and feel better!!!!!

But here’s what WOULD have put you to the top of the heap on the internet… if you would get ol’ Roger Go-ta-hell in that jail of yours and give him a little “Scared Straight” routine!

(You get all up in Roggee’s face, spittin’ on his cheeks and stuff)

So you think you’re the #$^%$## king of the world, huh?  So you think everyone should kiss your mutha $%^#@@ NFL ring? You da big man, Right?  Mr. Tough @#$@!!# Guy!  What?  You gonna pee your pants you little @#$@#$ sissy boy? You ain’t commissioner of @#$#@ around here, you and your nice suit and hair!

Now THAT, would have made you a reality star instead of making us all look stooooooopid, Ya Jagoff!!